- I live here! I live here, too, bird!

- [Receptionist] You asked for a morning call, sir.

- [Receptionist] Good morning.

- [Receptionist] Good morning, sir. It's 6:30.

- Thank you.

- [Receptionist] It's a beautiful day in Topeka.

- [Radio Announcer] News for 10 minutes, just about the time it takes to drive to work.

- All right!

- [Shop Assistant] Good morning.

- Hello.

- How's that boy?

- Fine. He's in school.

- Well, this looks like a good place to start.

- Well, if it's a company headquarters you're looking for, mister, there's a lot of good places I can show you after we leave here.

- [Bird] All right! Hey, all right!

- You know, there actually are mockingbirds over in that part-

- Dr. Karl? The American Bar Association is on the phone again!

- Thank you! I'll come! Thank you! Then there are these scissor-tailed flycatchers over here. But I don't know about any myna birds. Well, have you been over there? Well, have you looked at this bird that's just flown on the tree over there?

- We are concerned about John. He isn't at school. Is he ill?

- Would appear that it's very good for employee morale to get the atmosphere we get around here.

- So you happen to be sitting there on your bicycle, and this bird just suddenly started a conversation?

- Well, that's right.

- I'm going to speak to your father.

- Oh, thank you. Thank you. Excuse me. Hello?

- So, how long have you been married?

- Well, that's your story, huh? And the bird said what?

- [Bird] Oh, right!

- This the myna bird you reported missing, sir?

- Yes, that's him. Thank you. âª La, la, la âª âª La-la-la-la-la, la, la, la âª âª La-la-la-la-la, la, la, la âª âª La-la-la-la-la, la, la âª âª La, la, la âª âª La-la-la-la-la, la, la, la âª âª La-la-la-la-la, la, la, la âª âª La-la-la-la-la, la, la âª

- Well, gentlemen, you have just witnessed a portrayal of a film about Goodyears' 25 years in Topeka. 15 of those years, I have been here and seen the plant grow twice in size physically and to an annual payroll of 34 million.

- In Junior Achievement, high school students operate every phase of their own business enterprises. We also have the Goals for Topeka Program, Low Income Housing Corporation, the Village for Dependent Children, Topeka Equal Opportunity. Just so many things going on. If you newcomers want to be involved in a community where things are happening, this is it.

- And I wanna thank all of you here in this fine auditorium for making this a most successful convention in Midway USA.

- [Coach] Okay, men! That's it for today!

- [Bird] All right! âª A left a good job in the city âª âª Workin' for the man every night and day âª âª And I never lost one minute of sleepin' âª âª Worryin' 'bout the way things might have been âª âª Big wheel keep on turnin' âª âª Proud Mary keep on burnin' âª âª Rollin', rollin' âª âª Rollin', rollin' âª âª Rollin' on the river âª âª Rollin' on the river âª âª Rollin', rollin' âª âª Rollin', rollin' âª âª Rollin' on the river âª âª Rollin' on the river âª âª If you come down to the river âª âª Get down now âª âª Bet you gonna find some people who live âª âª You don't have to worry 'cause you have no money âª âª People on the river âª

- It's a little bit... It's a little lazy at the end of the... After A, it isn't enough of a fanfare. Let's begin, please, two bars before A, would you, please? Two before A.

- Well, do you think we were too easy on him?

- Oh, I don't think so. A day like today would tempt anybody, really.

- Say it. Say it, bird.

- [Bird] Topeka!

- [John] Hey, all right!