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Life in Anctent Wichita

CITY MOON

   

  

 

Issue No. 18. Member,

Herold, call Meg. Her new Dufus News Alliance,

brute is dead. She wants you
beck. The food bowl is full. The
bedstraw is fresh. Hurry.

Costs a guida. Foolbert
Sturgeon cartoons and

   
   

 

 

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pix featured.

BALLOON BLOW MARS RAT FETE

 

 

The Michael Rat balloon, tethered above a -*
grandstand during Rat's inauguration, exploded
afterward, killing Papa Isio and three wander a
loiterers. Autopsy revealed brand new Cerberus-I]
mechanical hearts in the four. Their common-law
spouses were alerted, the hearts salvaged and
returned to the clone mill, the bodies burned beyond
recognition for sanitary purposes. Nazi Truck Co.
hauled off the ashes and the bones.

     
  
  

 

An amazon with three heads in her suitcase arrived
at culture farm about 9 a.m. Sunday, during a
thundershower. The warrior, Mary Hitler,
tormentrix, claimed to have brought the heads
10,000 miles, after obtaining them at a freeze-dry
conference. They belonged to Frank Sinatra, James
Hoffa and Karen Silkwood. Culture farmers bought
them. Hitler left when her satchel was empty.

Head warrior to culture farm

Some southside brute: slew one of their own in front
of the Squat ‘n’ Squeal Wormery today. The brute
was found by cabbies, dying, and shot for Hae
sake. The brute had served honorably in World War 4
IV. He belonged to Demolay and was a boy scout &
chieftain. He is survived by a feminist spouse, two @¥
mudpacking boys and a three-headed daughter
named Trivial Pursuits.

Brute slain near Prodigy shop

cd
Po all

Sissy Peterbilt, soctalite, suthor of Major
Beans of Egypt. 4s wadead and ia troub/e.

The great clone mill tramp disaster

as huge beavers, buttfish,
goose-necked businessmen

 

 

 

 

( Wichita Edition D. Ohle & R. Martin, publishers )

Three brothers who pooled unnatural clones, and their

one of the biggest ass-raising

 

 

Mort's

clone mills in North America
on 5,000 acres in
southwestern Montana were
killed where they lay this
morning by tramping clones.
Here's the story:

Inside the clone mill, the gene
vats were cooking. Sterile
workers clocked in and out
and tramps loitered in the

and oreodonts, preying on

everything that wasn't them,
sometimes cooking fat bits in

oie lard brought to a slow
oil.

The mill owners, I.P. Freely,
Seymour Butts and Wazee
Moose, like the Stooges, were
sleeping together on
desert floor one evening when

the -

rea circuits screamed

At the clone mill, more tramps
had come to drink the
seepage. Thousands were
metamorphosed, to parade
abroad and launch satellites of
the parent company, Hour of
the Beast Ltd.

Services for the mill owners

crawl space, under the © some goose-necked business 4

War ming boilers, eating types, cloned accidentally will be held at Lamanno
whatever fell through the when a mill worker spat. Panno Fallo, a sunnyside
safety net and the floor- unchewed goose liver into a stooge mortuary. Survivors

cracks, drinking seepage that
killed them by the dozens and
changed some into a broad
mix of beastly forms.

It was a mall of horror and a
school of blood from which a
few escaped to roam abroad

middie management vat,
passed by in company with a
rabid brute and a numbskull.
They asked the mill owners
for the time, but the three
merely wheezed and
whimpered and turned over
all at once. This angered the

are Clone Freely, Clone Butts
and Clone Moose, all sons;
Yellow Bleacher, founder of
Mixmeat Pies, a close friend; a
mutant shrew and a gaggle of
beakwomen; and Minnie and
Michael Rat, the prexy and his
spouse, a Detroit squirrel.

 

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