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Aversion 7, raining Seminars

 

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Confrontation Methodology -
Phobia Rinses

Galvanic Stimulation

Snake Handling
Annelid Ingestion
Cross Dressing

 

 

 
 

 

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BLOODY"S MONKEY BAR

Holled fat Daily
Human Dancer
Jungle Juleps

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's
ane near
your house

Big Ernest's Malt
and Dental Shoppe

mokeds, warm and
30th Golges

Proprietor
Ernie K. Doe

Academy of Dental firts Inc. Affiliate

   
   
   

 

Hospice tramps succumb
to inferno; the dying are
saved: arsonists at large;
Disney talks flick rights

 

BELIKIN CITY, Belize--The

cremains of six male tramps
were found in the rubble of
a hospice fire. Five hundred
dying patients survived.

The fire started in a
wastebasket in a_ cellar
beneath the Hotel Dieu
Hospice, 1010 Sacre Bleu,
where the tramps were
living at night.

Crisped were Ken Cubus, Les
Porch, Charles Lurch, Effie
Pfeffer and Parliament
Spaniel, plus Buick “H.H.”
Skylark. :

H.H. first. 1899 to 1961.
Malefic and hemiplegic,
mesomorph. Favorite drink:
walibanger. Favorite saying:
Poverty is the sixth sense.

Brings us to Parliament
Spaniel. Tall in the loin
cloth. Carries a big hammer.

~ and a right to life.

Pfeffer. Tough broad, like a
guy. Through her tattered
clothes, small vices appear.
Hung around the hospice.
Jawed with the near dead.

until the nurses would kick
her butt out.

Lurch.
recognition.

Burned beyond

Les Porch. Everybody knew
him, some liked him.
Figwort wine man.

Kenneth Ronald  Cubus,
inventor of the paddlewheel
toaster, around 1906, was no
ordinary tramp, but a
former owner of a
stock-exchange seat, a belle
star from chic Chicago and
president of Hellhounds Bus
Co.

That's all the tramps who
died. Survivors include
Enfield and Sissy Peterbilt.
Sissy is the mother of 12
midnor mal children and two
runted, shapeless, blindgut
demons with nasty habit;
Some
other survivors are Capt.
Silent Smith, dying of
melanoma; Jackie Onassis, of
metastatic licksalami; and
Johnny Horton Sr.

 

 

 

 

Tensieep, iye.,

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For the rambler ia you

Make way for pawer with a new thrill.
for the car of your dreams. These are totally
cherried '53 Merc models-—-in papier-mache,
dream-inducing, cheap to keep.

Make way

Put this cruiser an your nightstand, light a votive
candle near it, go to sleep and get ready for a ride
en the night highway. You'll be driving 1-80 through
when you spot Dewey, the dream
killer, hitching, and remember the rule: Don't pick
up strangers in dreamland.

The car of desire produces high-zoot dreams of
automebiling. Day or night.

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