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BOW WOW! Fow
BOW! Blessed are all
products of the body.

bOW-WOW-Wow
Wow, WOW
WOWOWA! Wa
ent tail if you
ologna.

Fite

BOW WOW ....
I will choose siz of
you to tag along.

BOW WOW! For sex.

BOW WOW Wow
WOW; We shail
journey from this
idyllic spot and go
on a Great Garbage
Run. We shall tell
tales to our pups of
the long haul ahead.
I promise crabshells

chicken wings and
pampers to chew. I
romise footwear
or every taste. I
romise chuck -eye
ones, broken bread
and hardened vomit.

BOW WOW Wow!
But first, the matter
of seed money... .

 

ADAM'S APPLES Red. Tempting. Damned good.
Surprisingly bitter afterbite. Seedless.

BEAR CLAW BAKERY When the light goes on, the
claws are ready. Big Ernie's cooking them now.

Drive thru.

ESTATE OF APE SALE Brainard Franklin's
property. From golf shoes to enema bag. Black
ole Auctions Inc. Lionel Burris, head auctioneer.

SALMONELLA'S Magic mummy oil massage. 100!
Canopic Mall.

3 HEADS FOR SALE Call Cheddar Hill Dairy Queen
in Nome, Ala.

RUNAWAY DOG Answers to the name

Shackalacka. Kills on sight, sound. We take no
responsibility. The Enfields. Buena Vista.

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“SeSUS WATES WINTER DRINING ON THE KANSAS TURNPIKE

__ LEAVE EARTH AT ONCE

The big cobalt drop on Belikin has perturbed
Mother Earth, and she wobbles and lists at a
10-degree angle in her orbit. Have you a rocket in

our two-car garage? Pull in the wife and kids and
ight the fuse. Go anywhere. This planet's doomed
to split like a cantaloupe, the two halves striking
ie stars separately, one to freeze and the other
to burn.

THE DIRTY'S DIFFERENCE
Commodes bolted to pleriglas above clear running
water abundant with grayling, char and the
Houston buttfish -- better nad any soft TP. Shit
the day away. Chow down, blow up, dump.
Drainbeds for nightsoils. Takes off weight. One Ib.
of human excrement is one Ib. less to truck around

with. Come blow out your poopshoot. And that's ‘

just the beginning.

TURNPIKE MESUS

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Govinda's Babies

Of anus born.

One dead, one live.

One missing.

A woman's love.

A brutal man ina
hot car.

Terrible spankings.

Midnight matinee. The
Ice Palace. Live shows.

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