This is Process News Supplement #2. Box 591,City. Free and nonsectarian

Could the President Be Altered?

Dead chickens have been : CHELSEA FISH PAVILION
gutted, smeared on the

white house rotunda. A S Jumbo shrimp, fat lake
spirit of besmudgement | : crabs, mudcat roe, mull
has polarized the Amer- , et, diamond trout, froz
jean citizens against | | -needlefish, sting-ray
one another. Neighbors | chops, crawfish--peeled
ask neighbors, "Cana , 'and boiled live & by the
president be altered?" | = , Sack, turtle meat in sea
Yet no one knows the : : >, son, skiffs & motors

tru answer. We can all 7 for rent. Cane poles &
marvel at the amazing | blood bait. Chicken gut.
feats performed by the 7 :
sovernment physicians, HOWDY DOODY

one déy we see him in .

the rose garden with a ae What was Howdy Doody
wide jaw and tiny re- doing the night the
aqguced eyes. The next then vice-president

day he's havingabiq . 3 Noxin exposed his dog
lunch ta Italy looking so : Checkers before the
much like he did in the . T.V. Cameras of the

old days, the good _.. ; nation? He was sielies
tyiiek health o11 of Flo : x in a little bucket seat
rida combed into his watching TI.V. and eat-
Haile. 20e now.ne foes r es / ing caramel cornballs
around tne white house —| : with Fhineas T. 3luster
corridors like those f as a hard-oak fire roar
PeCiiul running rats a ed in the hearth. They

 

 

the drainage systems of, were watching Uncle Mil-
bye City. who of us can ty in 9 dress; having

Teli if he's been alt- | cold spaghetti thrown
ae eee A in nis face by Italian
co y = A stagehands. e 1.V.
Pe eek tach face ee eee |
3 = aaee” tled on e table as
jal emphasis. We know. | _ though it were in a car-
from sources inside th-— toon, when a clown-like
at the president, nee | a i pancaked moon of a face
example, spencs a goo i with han&ing jaw and

ae 2 De ae. | yellowed teeth suddenly
a A ape | loomed owl-like on the
counting brown ee ose screen. The Vice-Presi-
his face. Weren t we So i | same on. The dog
surprised when we saw - ee a It seemed 1
Gre first photos of me Ef a harmless dog, it could
ae Oe feet Gh a ; have been his own dead
new moustacne an | pet on the desk. sut
pepe ee e 4 4. and not impressed. Fhineas
en Eee on ene t.vi ff ? ees 5 Oe ecee
t a O € Set, e
with the wide oe et | dy blew out the kerosene
eto veg ie tee bh. Mays ae «lamp and Phineas unbutt-]

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