THE FLYER Captain Alexander's Squadron All Purchase War Bonds Training Squadron 9 did its part to swell CAAF’s War Bond total this week when it appeared at the Finance Office in a group and walked away with $350 worth of the best invest- ment in the world. Commanding Officer of the squadron is Captain Watson I. Alexander Jr., and includes 1st Lts. H. &, Archer and H. N. Malouf, 2nd Lts. R. H. Rennie, A. C, Perks, Vernon Henderson, L. M. Brooks, C. B. Patton, G. L. Bower Jr., J. & K, Roeske, R. A. McClenathen, Ki. F. Nelson, D. D. Kingery and F/O — R. M. Cleary, In addition to the bond purchase, several of the officers increased their allotments . Quartermaster Column By PETER The midday banter that bounces around the barracks proved the source for this Marx-like pun. Ward, seldom in a serious vein, announced that he was making an exit for a few moments and that if Wash- ington called he would be right back. His words had hardly been issued when the ' ye basso profundo voice of Oborne started to ricochet off the rafters—‘‘Washington calling, George speaking.’ Lt. Zamzow appeared crestfallen and de- jected the other day. It seems he lost his ration book and the family larder was de- void of meat. Everything is alright now, though, He got three or four turkeys at the bowling alley the other night. We have more news analysts in our ranks than CBS. (I was about to say soldiers.) Chet Padziora, our prototype of Kaltenborn, devotes a major portion of his leisure time making intensive and exhaustive explora- tions through historical documents and moss-backed ‘volumes gathering data for some of his incredible forecasts. Glancing up from a bulky periodical he peered in- tently at the motley assemblage in the day PAGER THREE Big All-Colored Musical Comedy Show Here Monday LET’S GO to the big all—colored musical revue, direct from the spots of Harlem, Mon- day night at the post R.B.E.T. (gym) building at 2000! Its the latest model of USO-Camp Shows, and carries plenty of kick and good hot music to say nothing of some husky blues voices. Louis Kelsey is the Emcee who is hot on the jive, and has worked with Count Basie’s orchestra. He has danced and sung with several New York Clubs, and says he has the loudest voice in the show business. He adds that audiences find it of good quality, how- ever. Then there’l] be the three Reeves Sisters, who do a classy dancing act, with one in male attire and the others in fancy feminine dress. And if you like comedy dancing the team of Smiles and Smiles will bring it to you, They have made dancing appearances in such musicals as Strike Me Pink, Flying Down to Rio, Showboat, The Big Broadcast, and The Singing Kid. Then there’s Vickie Vigal, the husky throated blues singer with the socko delivery and that great comedian, Sandy Burns. He has toured the circuits with Bill Robin- son and was with Jimmy Luneceford’s Har- lem Express show. Before joining Camp Shows he was with the NBC “Deep River Boys” which played in larger cities for three months. His son is seeing active duty with the army. The show is free to military personnel and their families. ———— =< —_____ room and exclaimed, “Most amazing, aceord- ing to my calcualtions the war should have been over last year.” Tom O’Donnell, past president and presi- dent incumbent for re-election as head of the Liars Club, sez the way to a gal’s heart runs right by the poor house. Tom, you should understudy Ogden. He's a better operator than the Post Surgeon.