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Hareld Keith of Oklahoma wrote
that ‘Coach Bruce Drake welcomed
the Sooners’ eastern basketball
| trip “with its handicaps of cracker-
box courts, slick floors, weird offic-
iating interpretations and hostile
crowds.”

Drake’s idea seemed to be, ac-
cording to Tub Thumper Keith, that
| the jaunt would ideally season his

   

‘team for “the difficult Big Six con-—

_ ference race.”
| Well, the Sooners couldn’t miss
‘getting plenty of seasoning, but
'what New Yorkers would like to
know is when the Madison Square
‘Garden floor was reduced to the
size of a crackerbox. . :

| It is apparent that the good: peo-
iple of the prairie have taken. Dr.
‘Forrest C. Allen of Kansas. too
seriously.

If they don’t watch out, Dr. Phog
Allen eventually will convince them
college football is on its way out.

Dr. Allen has been shouting that
for a decade.

What happens to old ball play-
ers? They go into the bowling. busi-
ness, and some of them don’t wait
until they’re finished. :

Fat Freddie Fitzsimmons is the
latest recruit—in Brooklyn.

In_ addition to Cracker Schalk,
Ted Lyons, Jimmy. Archer and Art
Meier, latter of the Pittsburgh

When Jack Benny visits his old
home town, Waukegan, he rolls on
Bob O’Farrell’s beds. Red Faber is
an operatot at Gray’s Lake, IIl.,
which gave the world Jim McMillin.

wrestler, Don Kolloway, ‘the White
Sox ‘youngster, is an overator in
DeKalb, Ill, Mike Kreevich runs
alleys in Shelbyville, Il. .

Lefty Grove retired to his alleys
at Lonaconing, Md., Jimmy Dykes
has & couple of places in Philadel-

 

outfield, have places in Chicago.

the lineman and heavyweight