February 1,. 1938.

Deax Miss Hoovers

Men ase leaping over the railing, women war an
professors appear more flustered than ever, and just a
one wonen member of the faculty laugh and it somded to me like I was on
a chicken farm, J+ roally was a cackle. |

No, Miss Noover, this is not a madhouse, it is just the second day
of enroliment,. The s are happy because they do not have to study
and the faculty flustered because they are out of usual domaine

When I sit here in my office and look out the men leap over the railing

rather than walk the short distance around the barrier.

Even im your position, I believe you are better off where you are
today than you would be up in the symmmsium, which is very drafty end ume
oanfortablee lost of the faculty members are wearing their top coats.
And can you imagine aayybody more crabby than a faculty member with cold
feet?

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Cornhuskers are here, Thursday noon I am to speak at Kiwanis Club on
bashketballe i am afraid after we play the Cornhuskers a very appropriate
renark to start my talk with will be “Oh, chucks{", Of course, what we
want is that ear of corn, but we didn't get very much of it last year,
and from all indieations the kernels may not fall our ways However, if
I had my choice, I would sooner meat the Huskers than the Sooners. I
can say that truthfully because we have already met the Soonerse Perhaps
you attended the tmeral,.

Following tlw noon hour eatwand~sing club festivity, when I am to
be their animated cartoon, we are to brosdoast to the Wide Yorld the
‘stecuth radio number Thursday from 9250 to 9:46 peme on the
subject “Pasture for Personal Appearance", ‘iss Dunkel will euffor with