eee on vw Se -|Landis, and a standardized code of regulations. Each. indi-s« associations, most of them with different rules and beholden “ only to themselves, he wants them all locked into one national’ and overall organization, with a czar like baseball’s Judge 2 vidual unit would still have its straw boss, but there'd ‘be a Top Guy with full crack-down powers to settle all arguments _ and make all decisions. The Dr. even states this super-gentle-.. man’s salary. It would be $50,000 a year. ned IT JUST CAN’T BE DONE ee | Yo paresis Tm for it, but it’s got about as much chance of coming” * to pass as a testimonial dinner to Hitler in your nearest syna-.- jgogue. It would pull the linch-pin completely out of our inter- collegiate athletic cosmos as it is, or was, and coast-to-coast” reorganization would have to be complete. PURE MS acid The Muscovites have just liquidated their Communistic | International and part of the official reasons given read, “Pro- found differences, even contradictions, in the historical dew - velopment of every land and in their social structures, differ-"_ ences of level and rate of social and political development. . . .” made it impossible further to run the affair from one ~ master blue-print. That’s what they said, anyhow,’ and whether that’s the truth, or an out, so far as the Russian lead- "| ers go, it’s a straight description of the college athletic diffi- ~ culties. oe taaee aioe ee oe Not only do very few of those intercollegiate groupings ~ operate the same way, but most of them seem to have differing . and.determined convictions concerning what is right and what - wrong in any given circumstance. The common denominator would be very hard to find. Some would quit and others die” if-it ever were found, wherever and whatever it is, and set ~ up as the law of the stadium Medes and the gym-floor Per- ~ sians. prt Sees SG sR J once went into this matter as a definite piece of research _ and was forced to abandon it completely as irreducible and . . undecipherable. What can you do when you find a. couple ~ of institutions such as Stanford and Harvard, each celebrated, *' each clean and each socially hygienic on its coast, and yet . both completely at variance upon what constitutes financial... help to an athlete, and each insisting, politely but immovably,: that it is correct? IONS IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES The difference in what constitutes proselytizing, what _ .|constitutes an athletic scholarship, what constitutes eligibility ~ changes almost from conference to conference. ‘Finding the” ;;median between the Southeastern Conference and the Ivy” .|League, for instance, would be like looking for the halfway. ;/mark between the French Foreign Legion and a Sunday school -;. class. The Sunday school class is not going to enlist to fight’ ‘|the Arabs and the Legion has no interest in turning sis, ‘so ~ where are you? ee “ae O0G 78 There’s all that, and then there are the social significances. _ Dr. Phog doesn’t suggest tampering with schedules, but, with’. a standardized set-up, the temptation to work out a real . national championship annually would be great. Great—and-- strongly resisted by certain teams jealous of their local repu- °° tations and their local exclusiveness. aa The Catholic colleges, either more brazen or more honest — jin their building of teams, have been the victims of exclusion. ~ jon both coasts. The Pacific Coast Conference has resisted - jall pressure to include Santa Clara and St. Mary’s, whereas ~ |the Ivy institutions on this shore don’t play Boston College: at all, and Holy Cross only on the skip-stop pattern.. The per-~» |fection of the proposed plan would probably expect Divés to — deal with Lazarus on a more fraternal basis than merely © tossing him the crumb of a Stadium date about once in every 10 years. But who can deliver the Dives? ee _ Tracing the parallel any further is no intention of mine. _ I’m for a league of some sort or other when the war ends, - as long as we don’t have to surrender our identity as a nation,° our traditions or our way of life. Somebody’s got to straddle ~ that Hun. But those who are thinking in terms of an inter-_. national camp-meeting can well afford to skid an eye across»: that college sports world jumble. Who’s going to give up. what? Who’s going to say what’s right, what’s wrong? Who, — if a jam comes, is| going to. make ‘em? Who’s going to-help-- and what with? ~* ~~ oa ee