CAYTHA WAR REBOUNDS
July 26, 1944

No. 10 y

Dear Fellow Jayhawkers:

Today's news tells us that Colenel Count ven Stauffenberg tossed a
sizzling pineapple at Adelf while the paperhanger was cutting out paper dells
in his playhouse ef hell. Now the squarehead is burned and bruised, with a
prebable brain cencussion, while five of his generals and twe ef his admirals
are injured. Seon after the explesien ef firewerks, which blew up the upper
basement, he received one of his gangster chiefs in crime, Benite. Hew much
like Al Capene is his handyman, Benite Musselini, in that they beth have the
same constitutional disease and they will beth end up the same way. Beth
have paresis ef the brain.

And then an announcement by Tokye states that General Hideki Teje has
resigned as premier and with him his entire cabinet. Mere than any ether
person, Tojo is resvonsible fer the Asiatic war. He nurtured it, planned it,
femented it, erganized it, and launched it.

Teje sent his envoys, Kurusu and Nemura, te talk peace, while out in the
Pacific the Jap navy slipped up toward Pearl Harber. The morning of December
7, 1941, came the code message which said that Japanese aircraft carriers
were at the previously agreed stations far eut in the ecean, ready to launch
their torpedo planes and bembers at Pearl Harber. Toje gave the word. The
war WAS Ne

General Kunaiki Keise, fermer governor general ef Kerea, and Admiral
Mitsumasa Yonai, who was premier in 1940, are the slit-eyed beys that are te
rally the monkeys witheut tails te a new effert. Teday Teje is eating the
bitter wermweed and gall which has crewned his nefarious effort.

Yeu boys have threwn and are threwing the right medicine at the Italian
jackal, mussy Musselini, slimy Sehnickelgruber, teets Teje, and all the rest
ef these evil devils whose war-mongering has brought them te their unhaopy
ends. These candidates ef hell have pillaged, raped and murdered innecent heme
and land ewners - whole countries whese only effense against these international
gangsters was that they vessessed material pessessiens while gainfully
empleyed in peaceful pursuits.

You doubtless have heard that eld chestnut regarding Adolf and Geehring
and Geebbels. The three most lenesome devils in tHe werld were speeding dewn
the feur-lane highway ef Berlin in their Dusenberg at 140 miles an heur, and
in the suburbs they ran ever and killed a German pelice deg, the prize
pessession of the peasant heme. Adelf commanded Hermann te throw that Dusy
in reverse. “Ge back and make full restitutien te the peasant family fer the
less of their prize deg." Hermann did as he was teld, while Adelf and Geebby
remained in their bullet-preef armered car. Hermann wes gene quite seme time.
Much te the surprise and consternation ef Adolf eut came Hermann leaded with
a large basket ef cheice edibles supperted on his large equaterial diameter.
Adelf jumped up frem his pretected lecatien and expesed his chest to the
German public, shouting, "Vat de you mean by geing inte dat voor peasant home

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