JA YiORAOCW KR REBOUNDS Hos. FO July 26, 1944 Dear Fellow Jayhawkers : Todev s news teils us that Colonel Count von Stauffenberg tossed a sizzling pinesppols at Adolf while the paperhanger was cutting out paper dolls in his playhcuse of hcil. Now the squarehcad is burned and bruised, with a probable brain concussion, while five of his generals and two of his admirals are injured. Socn after tho explosion of fireworks, which blew up the upper basement, ho received one of his gangster chiefs in crime, Benito. How much like Al Capone is his handyman, Bonito Mussolini, in that they both have tho samo constitutional disease and they will both end up in tho same way. Both have paresis of the brain. And then an announcement by Tokyo states that General Hideki Tojo has resigned as premior and with him his entire cabinet. More than ony other person, Tojo is responsiblo for the Asiatic war. He nurtured it, planned it, fomented it, organized it, and launched it, Tojo sent his envoys, Kurusu and Nomura, to talk peace, while out in the Pacific the Jap navy slipped up toward Fearl Harbor. Tho morning of December 7, 1941, came the code message which said that Japanese aircraft carriers wore at the. previously. agreed stations far out in the ocean, ready to launch their torpedo planes and bombers at Fearl Harbor. Tojo gave the word. The war was one General Kunuiki Koiso, former governor general of Korea, and Admiral Mitsumasa Yonai, who was premior in 1940, are the slit-eyed boys that are to rally the monkeys without tails to a new effort. Today Tojo is eating the bitter wormwood and gall which has crowned his nefarious effort. You boys have thrown and are throwing the right medicine at the Italian jackal, mussy Mussolini, slimy Schnickelgruber, toots Tojo, and all the rest of these cvil devils whose war-mongering has brought them to their unhappy ends. These candidatos of hell have pillaged, raped and murdered innocent home and land owners = whole countries whose only offonse against these internat ion- al gangsters was that they possessed material possessions while gainfully employ- ed in peaceful pursuits. You doubtless have heard that old chestnut regarding Adolf and Goehring and Goebbels. Tho three most lonesome devils in the world were speed- ing down the four-lane highway of Berlin in their Dusenberg at 140 miles an hour, and in the suburbs they ran over and killed a German police dog, tho prize possession of tho peasant home. Adolf commanded Hermann to throw that Dusy in reverse. "Go back and make full restitution to the peasant faonily for the loss of their prize dog." Hermann did as he was told, while Adolf and Goebby remained in their bullet-proff armored car. Hermann was gone. quite some time. uch to the surprise and consternation of Adolf out come Hermann loaded with a large basket of choice edibles sumnnastid em tes tere. id cen