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"Fine", said the father, “I don't care anything about the
expenses. I have but one son and he has made ne, hepey, and I
want to make him happy. What college have you chosen?"

"Dad", said the boy, "I have decided to go to Notre Dame."

The father looked at him in amazement. “Notre Dame!", he
said, with disappointment showing upon his face. "Notre Dame!",
he exclaimed. "Why, Sam, with all these wonderful colleges
throughout the country -- Cornell, Yale, Harvard, kenses-Univer-

sity, Princeton, Northwestern, - why did you have to pick a
Catholic school? What will our neighbors think? What will