The athlete who was failing in his studies was met in
the corridor by the professor of History. The professor was
a great basketball fan and was quite anxious to have the boy
pass his examinations, so he said to the boy, "I wish you
would do something about your studies. Why don't you sit
down and work on your History?"

The boy in a very gruff voice answered, "Gee, I ain't

got no time for nuttin but me English."

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