CARINCE. ROTARY CLUB sae KANSAS | ee 1944 FROM ALAMEDA CALIF, comes the speaker for Monday, He is Walter P, Koetitz, past president of the Alameda Rotary Club, and is associated with the Division of Immigration and Housing for the State of California. Rotarian Koétitz is in these parts to attend the wedding of his son, a chemical engineer at the Sunflower Ordnance Works, This Should be a fine program. OUR GUEST SPEAKERS of last week——Stan Stockton La Dick Stutz were a credit to their teacher and Victory Speaker Bureau Director, E, C. "Bill! Buehler, It was fine forage for the Rotarians, Come again, boys! os ROTARIANS Raymond Rice, Fred Ellsworth, Deane W. Malott and K. W. Davidson attended the funeral of W. A. White in Emporia last Monday, START PLANNING now for that District Conference in Topeka April 30-May 1, The "On to Topeka" Committee consists: of Roger Allen, Corlett Cotton, Cecil Hough and Tom Parker. The Lawrence Club is responsible for a great program for the _ night meeting, April 30! FROM HERE AND THERE: "How has Junior been making out in his examinations this summer?" a Winfield man asked his wife, "Oh," she replied,"he's doing mech better. He was almost on the top of the list of those who failed," : —-Wichita Eagle, Overhead Dept: Two girls were waiting to see the boss, when one asked the other, "Is my face dirty or is ‘it just my imagination?" "Your face isn't dirty, but r dori't know about your imag— ination," : | =-Manhattan liercury, "Now dear," said the Coffeyville wife at the conclusion of the meal, "what'11l I get if I cook a dinner like that for you every day for the rest of the oer "My life insurance, I believe," he replied unfcélingly. --Wichita Eagle. First Draftee: "You know, I feel like I'd like to punch that hardboiled top sergeant in the nose again," Second Draftee: "Again?" First Draftee: ‘Yes, I felt like it eesterdar kt _--Public Service Magazine, K WD mn