I'M DATING A
GIRL WHO IS
EXTREMELY LOUD
IN BED. I THINK
IT'S HOT, BUT I
CAN TELL THAT MY
ROOMMATES ARE
GETTING TIRED OF
IT. WHAT CAN I
DO TO QUIET HER
DOWN WITHOUT
MAKING HER
SELF-CONSCIOUS
ABOUT IT?
-- TEDDY,
SOPHOMORE
Brian: So, when you watch a porn do you prefer to watch it where a girl is lying completely silent on the bed as the guy is going about his business, or would you rather listen to her scream her lungs out? Exactly. So, since you are in a porn-like situation, you need to take advantage of it. Keep the girl screaming, in fact, try to make her scream louder. No one makes your roommates stay in the apartment when you two are going at it like horny beasts, so if they choose to stay, then they have to listen to your pleasure. Tell your rooms they can use your sound effects as a starting point for their own pleasure trip.
Jessica: Isn't it funny how guys love it when they've got front row seats to the screams of delight, but think it's annoying otherwise? Bummer. Luckily, you've got the better deal and some options. You can do it at her place or your place when people aren't home or you could always kiss her when she's wailing away. If that doesn't shut her up, gently put your fingers in her mouth, put a pillow over her head, or offer a blanket for her to bite on. I'm sure she'll be too preoccupied with moaning to notice you're trying to get her to lay off the screaming.
TOP FIVE
THINGS TO CONTACT WHISPER IN YOUR LOVER'S EAR
5. "Where do you like to be licked?"
4. "I'm gonna butter yo' bread." —Supertroopers
3. Just moan into it.
2. "Remember: 'sweet and sour' is the safety word."
1. "I've made 499 women go insane with pleasure. I'm going to do something special for you."
Chris Moore
Libby Dix, Prairie Village freshman, ended up going to a dance with an ex. Naturally,she wanted look great to make a grand entrance make him burn a little. By the after party, her "tan" made its grand entrance in bright red splotches
GREG GRIESENAUER
that worsened by the hour. Her fried body was topped by a forehead that was burned around the individual hair strands she'd forgotten to tie back. Oops. So much for showing off.
MY ROOMMATE'S BOYFRIEND IS A CREEP. HE'S ALWAYS CRITICIZING HER AND PUTTING HER DOWN FOR THE SILLIEST THINGS. IF HE CALLS HER AND SHE'S NOT THERE, HE FREAKS OUT AND YELLS AT HER. THEIR RELATIONSHIP HAS TO BE ABUSIVE, BUT HOW CAN I MAKE HER SEE THIS?
Meghan Miller
JOYCE, SENIOR
Brian: Sometimes people won't see things just because someone points it out to them. When we are in relationships, we tend to be blind to our significant other's flaws. It may be hard to take, but the only way your roomie will ever realize what is actually happening may take a very long time and a very monumental event to catch her attention. Try to just talk to her about what behaviors you are noticing and what you think she needs to do. The best thing you can do at this point is to be completely honest with her so that she knows
Jessica: Unfortunately, I don't know that there's much else you can do, other than be a good, supportive friend. Expose her to people who build her up (including available men with big hearts whom you know she'll be attracted to). Anything to make her see how great she is and what she really deserves.
exactly where you stand. Even if she does not agree with you at the time, it'll still put that seed into her mind and she might start noticing these things. Just be patient.
I'VE SEEN THIS CUTE GIRL AT THE BARS A FEW TIMES AND WE HAVE SOME MUTUAL FRIENDS. NOW THAT I HAVE A CLASS WITH HER HOW, CAN I INITIATE SOMETHING WITHOUT SEEMING LIKE A STALKER?
ELLIOTT, JUNIOR
Brian: Don't think you have to accomplish your mission any time soon. Take your time and get noticed in class, if she ever needs something in class, be the first to give it to her. Also, try to get into the same project or study group with her or ask her for help with some subject on a random night. It'll get you in the door. Then hopefully you can do some more pushing later on that night.
essica: Snag a seat next to her in class and ask to borrow a writing utensil photo; you must forget all writing utensils on this day or you run the risk of looking like a royal jackass) then act surprised and say "Wow! I know you from somewhere aren't you, 'insert common friend's name here'$^a$'friend." See where that takes you and if she doesn't remember you, so what. Continue talking with her in class and eventually ask her out for coffee or ice cream. Those are the best two casual dates that don't scream." I want to get in your pants."
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