4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 7,2005 PEOPLE FRIEND OR FAUX? Celebrity's mock trial demands animal rights Seth Bundy/KANSAN LIZARD BOY Sam Hemphill/KANSAN ▼ SQUIRREL Wes Benson/KANSAN THE MASKED AVENGERS GENEVA - Brigitte Bar dot renewed her attack on Canada's annual seal hunt in a mock trial staged by animal-rights activists. Max Kreutzer/KANSAN "Comet's on Cupid, Donner's on Vixen." "I will never ease up. I want to see a result before my death," said the 71-year-old former film star. Bardot played the lead prosecutor during Monday's mock court, which had no legal recognition. The court "ordered" Canada to halt the hunt and urged other countries to boycott Canada. Animal rights activists say that baby seals are clubbed to death and often skinned alive, but sealers and government officials who monitor the hunt insist the pups die instantly, under strict guidelines. The Associated Press A "Big Noise" heard by European Union BRUSSELS, Belgium—Colin Firth presented the European Union with a "Make Trade Fair" petition with more than 10 million signatures collected by Oxfam International, a group that lobbies for fairer trade. The petition, presented Monday to EU Trade Commission, urges the EU to consider the world's poor at a World Trade Organization ministerial meeting in Hong Kong this month. Dubbed the "Big Noise", it was signed by people in more than 200 countries, more than 80 percent of them from the developing world. "We offer this as a counter to the corporate voices of opportunism," he said. The Associated Press ▼ HOROSCOPES The Stars Show the Kind of Dav You'll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult HOROSCOPES HAPPY BIRTHDAY for Wednesday, Dec. 7, 2005: Your focus will be on the quality of your life this year. Home, security and drawing more happiness will be high priorities. 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