Gadget notice of the week Massaging Hairbrush
I never brush my hair, but if I did I'd use this feelgood grooming tool. The massaging styling hairbrush detangles your locks while stimulating your scalp with gentle vibrations. The chrome-plated brush works great on wet hair as well and only puts you out about $15. If prefer your scalp un-massaged, it's the perfect disguise for your new favorite vibrator. Check out www.sharperimage.com for more information.
-Kathryn Anderson
Wescoe wit
Not to scare you, but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes, we hear everything. And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid, we won't identify you — unless you owe us money or beer.
Girl 1 (spontaneously):
This may sound bad, but
I've found it's really easy to
get boys to like me.
Girl 2: That's gross.
Guy 1: This guy was blasting Korn around the Chi Omega fountain. Like old school, fifth grade Korn.
Guy 2: Nice!
Professor: People with neat handwriting usually have clean rooms. (To student) Is your room clean?
Student: Yeah, when my wife's out of town.
-James Foley