6A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
ENTERTAINMENT
ENTERTAINMENT
DAMAGED CIRCUS
Lachey gets married in new TV program
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PENGUINS
THE MASKED AVENGERS
Doug Lang/KANSAN
"Mr. Spoon didn't like his daughter running around with Scissors."
LOS ANGELES — "Newly-
weds" Nick Lachey and Jessica
Simpson aren't yet divorced,
but Lachey is moving on to
a new marriage. At least on TV.
FRESH TIMES
"If you don't stop mooning me, I'm gonna hit you where the sun don't shine." Steven Levy/KANSAN
Lachey is set to play a baseball star navigating a new marriage in a pilot for the WB network, spokesman Paul McGuire said Monday.
Simpson, 25, and Lachey, 32, jointly announced their separation on Nov. 23, saying they had decided to part ways after three years of marriage. The Associated Press
Shooting of the half-hour pilot will begin in April. The show will be considered for the network's fall 2006 lineup, McGuire said.
'Simple Life' co-stars can coexist for filming
NEWYORK — Feuding ex-friends Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will take "The Simple Life" to El Entertainment Television in a new format that allows them to have nothing to do with each other.
Fox had declined to air a fourth season of the one-time reality hit, but EI said Monday it would show 10 new episodes starting next spring.The series' initial charm was the humor of spoiled, bratty rich girls interacting with real people and each other.
But the two had a falling out, with Hilton saying last spring that they were no longer friends. If Hilton and Richie are still not talking, the new format allows for filming to take place with each woman not coming into contact with the other.
The Associated Press
HOROSCOPES The Stars Show the Kind of Day You'll Have: 5-Dynamic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficult might have a sickness.
Tuesday, Nov. 29, 2005: Your ability to understand and see situations differently from others remains your greatest strength. Communicate with the key people in your life, both professionally and personally. Sometimes you need time to think and reflect on important decisions. Your happiness and positive attitude could make all the difference. You will see a distinct mood change, as you enter a new luck cycle late next fall. In the period before, consider what you would like to say goodbye to in order to start a positive new life cycle next fall. If you are single, romance could come in the form of a very mysterious person. Use your good sense here. If you are attached, you need more downtime together as a couple. SCORPIO sees through you.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
★★★ Pressure builds in an unprecedented manner, though you might just feel weighed down. In this mood, cooking up alternatives and solutions could be more difficult than you expected. Tonight: Togetherness works.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
★★★ Others want a lot from you. You
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
might have a sickening feeling that inhibits you from making a good decision. Your vision takes you in many new directions. Be sure of what you want from someone you care about. Tonight: Don't dream; be realistic.
★★★️ Reach out to others. You might feel as if you don't have a choice. Be more in touch with your long-term desires. You might not think you are able to achieve them right now. Think through a decision carefully. Tonight: Talk up a storm.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
★★★ A risk could severely backfire if you aren't careful. Think about your long-term security. You might want to venture forth and try some different approaches suggested by an imaginative associate. Tonight: Brainstorm over a yummy meal.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
★★★ Knowing what you want has a lot to do with what will work. You could be overly serious and take everything in more deeply than it was intended. You might even surprise yourself with how much you could be raining on your own parade. Tonight:
amic; 4-Positive; 3-Average; 2-So-so; 1-Difficul
At home, being entertained by a loved
one.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sep. 22)
★★★★ You might be drawn to ideas that are slightly more negative than unusual. Be careful, as you could have a harsh impact on others. Words exchanged might be forgiven but perhaps not forgotten. Tonight: Relax; be easygoing.
★★★ Expenses could have you awed,
if not stepping back and shaking your head.
You have far more control than
you realize. Open up to possibilities.
You still might need to be careful before committing -- OK? Tonight: Keep expenses down.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
★★★ You might not be pleased with how someone presents an issue. At the same time, you will be confused about what to do or which way to go. Decide to ride with the moment. You also might not be seeing everything clearly. Tonight: All smiles.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
★★★ Much goes on behind the scenes. You should think twice about
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
what you want. What you are hearing, both negative and positive, isn't as clear as you might like. Tonight: Take your time.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
**** Friends and meetings play major roles in what is going on. However, making a solid decision, even if it positively impacts your finances, could be difficult. One person might be negative, while another is overly optimistic. Tonight: Where the crowds are.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.18)
★★★ You can be sure that you're not seeing various situations clearly. In fact, you can be absolutely positive you have a distorted vision. How you view others could change radically. Think through a decision tomorrow. Tonight: Expect a high profile.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
★★★ Your sixth sense might not be there for you, even if you are positive that you are on target. Your best bet, especially if feeling tired or stressed, is to detach. Answers will come easily then. Tonight: Try a different style.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2005
ACROSS
1 Festive
5 "Jabber-
wocky" start
9 Height of fashion?
12 Satan's forte
13 "— We Got Fun?"
14 Altar affirmative
15 Preacher's directive
17 Up to
18 Ponder
19 Starbucks order
21 Sawyer or Keaton
24 Affluent
25 Earthen-
ware pot
26 Bar supply
30 Lubricate
31 Combusted
32 With it
33 Counted
35 Actress Turner
36 Stockings
37 Composer of 104 symphonies
38 Post-office purchase
40 Despot
42 Ally McBeal's field
43 Be so sorry
48 Carte lead-in
49 Existence (Lat.)
50 Tragic
51 Tarzan's son
52 Nasty stinger
53 Portent
DOWN
1 Solidify
Yesterday's answer 11-29
2 "Hail, Caesar!"
3 Torched
4 Vassar grad, probably
5 Reveille's opposite
6 Telegram
7 Literary collection
8 Salon employee
9 Retire
10 Tend texts
11 Double agent
16 Seek restitution
20 Performance
21 Cata-strophic fate
22 Pelvic bones
Solution time: 21 mins.
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31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 45 46 47
43 44 45 46 47
49 50 51 52 53
CRYPTOQUIP
23 Sinatra hit
24 McNally's partner
26 Medical-lab dream
27 Tramcar contents
28 Orange coat
29 Bridge
31 Scatter about
34 Pirouette pivot
35 Rio Grande city
37 "That's a laugh!"
38 Thick chunk
39 Head light?
40 “— of the D'Urber-villes”
41 Dance lesson
44 Dos Passos trilogy
45 Nebulous
46 "All the Things You —"
47 Japanese money
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