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Five questions
KU famous:
Big Jay Lawrence, bird
KU not (yet) famous:
Justin Hill Manassas, Va., freshman, film major
What is your favorite Thanksgiving food?
Ham, because Mr. Turkey is a close Sweet potato pie.
relative of mine.
2
If you had a personal vending machine, with what item would you fill it?
Autographed pictures of myself and Big Jay plush dolls, for the kids.
Gold bars. No, Mountain Dew. Wait gold bars filled with Mountain Dew.
3
How many parking tickets have you gotten at KU?
What, are you crazy? I'm only five! Just one.
When you were five years old, what did you want to be?
The craziest, most intimidating I wanted to be a bear. Being outside NCAA mascot that the world has and eating people appealed to me.
ever seen.
Cheetos: crunchy or puffy?
Puffy, like Baby Jay's belly.
Puffy, they are just a little bit more fun to eat.
- Katy Humpert
Wescoe wit
Not to scare you, but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes, we hear everything. And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid, we won't identify you — unless you owe us money or beer.
Girl: (looking at guy's paper) What's that?
Guy: My paper for law school, explaining that whole fake I.D. thing.
Guy: (with sympathy) Ohh..I see.
Guy: It seemed a lot better when I was writing it.
Girl 1: I feel like making
out tonight.
Girl 2: With who, though?
Girl 1: A cute boy.
Girl 2: Me too.
Girl 1: Don't you have a
boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, yeah, I know
Girl 1: Jimmy John's is fast.
Girl 2: Jimmy John's is, like, really fast.
Girl 1: Yeah, they're so fast.
-Kathryn Anderson
11. 17.05 Jayplay|9