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With Brian Bratichak and Jessica Crowder Please send your questions to bitch@kansan.com
I'm straight, but I'm always getting hit on by gay guys at bars. Is it possible to send out a gay vibe? I'm getting sick of being mistaken for being gay when I want women! — Joel, Junior
Jessica: You're being mistaken for a gay man because you're not hitting on enough women the right way. Get your sorry ass up and make contact! Initiate conversation and buy them drinks. If you want females, you need to associate with females. Escape from your refuge, otherwise known as the bar, and make it obvious what you're here for without looking like a total jackass. If there's a guy macking on a girl, chances are he's not gay. If there's a guy macking on five girls? He's an ass, but definitely not gay.
Brian: I think you need to be more worried about the fact that you don't even mention how you are doing with the women. Consider bringing a girl to the bars with you as a "wing girl." Keep her by your side at all times and tell her to help you find a girl. If that fails, use this opportunity to try to get into her pants. Now you're killing two birds with one stone: ensuring yourself some poontang later that night and keeping gay guys at bay.
My girlfriend is always giving me crap for not dressing the way she wants me to. I'm fine with how I look in T-shirts and jeans. How do I get her to lay off? — Pete, Sophomore
Brian: It's simple: If she doesn't like how you dress, then she doesn't really like much about you. She's trying to form you into who she wants you to be.Tell her she's either gonna be with you in your T-shirt and jeans or she'll have to find some other guy to dress like her own personal Barbie doll.
tension of herself. Should you threaten her reputation, then by George, you're the fashion faux pas of the century according to her. She's so concerned with what other people think that once you started dating her, you became a reflection of her and have been subjected to such lame standards ever since. I beg of you, Pete, before you invest in a costly new wardrobe to appease her, find someone who loves you in and out of your T-shirts and jeans.
Jessica: I'm sorry, Pete. It seems that your girlfriend, soon to be ex-girlfriend, is so insecure that she sees you as an ex-
I'm a recent graduate of KU and I'm sorely missing the college life. What are some things I can do to keep from constantly searching for comfort from college pasttimes?
- Anthony, Alum
Brian: While going to bars and getting tanked is something that people of all ages do, trying to be a college student is something only those who are in denial will do. Get a life of your own and you won't have any problem straying away from things like writing into student publications.
Jessica: Five-year plans are sexy. Here's one example: Get a job. Go to grad school. Establish a career. Make a down payment on a home.Meet the love of your life.Get married.Make babies Raise babies.
Most secretive places on campus to make out
5. In the little girls room on 2nd floor of Wescoe Hall
4. The 3½ West stacks at Watson Library
3. Budig 120 lecture hall after 4:30 p.m. in the afternoon
2. The creepy underground tunnel to the Kenang Union
1. The extremely slow-moving elevator in Fraser Hall — Katie Moyer
2. The creepy underground
Rachel Seymour/ Kansan photographer
Howwe met
Oh, it was a merry ol' time in Kansas City. Way back during the time of the Renaissance Festival, two people. Mark Stockham, Manhattan sophomore, and Katie Bieber, Manhattan freshman, were attending the festival with different groups of friends, when they first crossed each other's path.The two had
Couple: Katie & Mark
never laid eyes on each other before, but they say they had heard tales of each other from common friends. Once they finally met each other at the festival, they spent the entire day together. It's been nearly a year and Katie is still Mark's bonnylass.
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