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Bitch moan
With Brian Bratichak and Jessica Crowder Please send your questions to bitch@kansan.com
Brian: An odilof is the scientific name for a person, commonly a man, who has sex with deer. Here's a little known fact: Jessica's dad's middle name is Odilof.
Jessica: I hate my life. I knew Daddy's hunting habit had gotten out of hand when he started teaching me his favorite deer mating calls.
I've been with my girlfriend for six months and I'm dying to try anal with her. I joke about it all the time, but I'm actually serious. I have a feeling she hates it just from the look on her face when I joke. Is it even worth talking about to find out? — Brendan, Sophomore
Jessica: Who needs talk when you can have an "accident"? Whooops! It just slipped in the wrong hole. Would 'ya look at that? If she smiles and goes with it, she's good to go. If she jumps up screaming, holding her ass as she sprints to the bathroom, you best not be having any more "accidents." Brendan, if you want to put it in her butt that badly, sit down with her and ask her, but don't be surprised if she turns you down. There may be a reason behind that whole theory concerning out-holes and in-holes, after all.
Brian: As tempting as Jessica's idea to "accidentally" stick it in could be, that might result in multiple scars on your arms, face or worse, your member. You acknowledged what her reactions have been like when you've jokingly mentioned it, so you should know what her reaction will be if you try to talk to her about it. Save yourself the conversation and heartbreak and with this girl just eat this idea. With your next girlfriend, you might want to tell her that anal sex is a must.
My girlfriend hates her roommate who happens to be seeing my best friend/roommate. The problem is she always gets mad at me for hanging out with them like I'm betraying her when I hang out with my friend and his girl. How do i deal with this? Marvin, Senior
Brian: Tell your girlfriend that her dislike for her roomie doesn't mean you can't still be friends with yours. If you were having one-on-one time with her roommate, then I could understand
Jessica: Your girlfriend's being catty and you need to tell her that both of your roommates' relationships shouldn't have any bearing on your own. People will date whom they choose to date and the same goes for friendships. It's not up to her to dictate who dates who or who you can and cannot hang out with.
her complaint, but in this situation she is just being ridiculous. See if you can get your girlfriend to consider a double date. While she might not be able to stand this girl as a roommate, she might be able to have fun with her outside the living situation. Whatever you do, don't give up your friendship with your best friend. Remember, bro's before hoes!
Meghan Miller
Howwe met
Couple: Pete & Diana
Baseball is for lovers. Well, at least it is for Pete Barton, Tyro senior, and Diana Worley, Wichita senior. The two met at spring training in Tempe, Ariz. during spring break of 2004. While lounging on the lawn that overlooked the baseball field, Worley noticed a cute guy with a Jayhawk shirt on. And being the outgoing girl she is, Worley approached him about his KU affiliation and she and Barton ended up talking the rest of the game. By the time they parted ways,
they discovered that they live just one building away from each other in the same apartment complex in Lawrence. Upon their return from spring break, Worley and Barton's friendship quickly developed into a relationship.
The two have been watching ESPN together ever since.
- Katie Moyer