Clocky
Meet Clocky. This computer-programmed alarm clock is the best thing since the rooster. Clocky won't stand for your snooze button habit. Cased in uber-sexy brown shag carpet, this little guy is programmed to roll off your bedside table to stealth hiding spots, beeping persistently until you get your ass out of bed to find it.
This obnoxious lifesaver, programmed bv
an MIT student for a class project, will never hide in the same place twice.
Clocky will be in stores soon, and retails for about $30. Visit www.clocky.net for more info.
Morning people need not apply. — Kathryn Anderson
Photo from: www.clocky.net
Guy 1: My wife is really dirty.
Professor: She's what?!
Guy 1: No, it's in a good way.
Guy 2. Uhh, awkward...
Guy 1: (wildly hallucinating)
Dude, peeing is WEIRDI
Guy 2: Yeah, man, you're
right. Peeing is weird. (To
Girl) Hey, you should try it.
Guy: I bought a family size box of Wheat Thins. I ate it in two days.
Girl : Man, that's a lot of nutty, crunchy goodness.
- James Foley
10.06.05 Jayplay
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