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Monday, January 23, 1995
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
SECOND REPUBLIC OF GREATER CINCINA
HOW TO PLAY COMEDY CENTRAL'S State of The Union: Undressed DRINKING* GAME
TO PLAY, CUT OUT THIS AD and assemble in a bar, dorm room or anywhere else you can get COMEDY CENTRAL. Then watch State of The Union: Undressed, DENNIS MILLER'S live sarcastic play-by-play of the President's big speech,and follow the rules below.
- Note: When playing, please drink the beverage of your choice. COMEDY CENTRAL prefers 2% low-fat milk. If you choose alcohol, drink responsibly and please don't drive.
When Bill makes his favorite thumb gesture You make it, too; then raise a glass and say (with false sincerity): I share your pain.
When Hillary appears on screen Stand at attention and salute the commander-in-chief; drink.
When Newt appears on screen: Say Newwwwwt! drink conservatively from the right side of your mouth.
When Tax Cut is said: Cheer, then take 2 drinks (1 for you;1 for the IRS).
If Bill resigns during the speech: Go straight home and pray Al Gore stays healthy because Newt will be a heartbeat away from the Presidency.
Still Thirsty?
Still Thirsty?
When Bill says Bipartisan: Women and men alternate buying each other drinks.
When Bill says Crime Bill: Attempt to pick pocket of person sitting to your left; if successful, buy a round with his/her money; return wallet.
When Ted Kennedy appears: Take a drink (preferably Chivas); drop your pants.
When Bob Packwood appears: Grab ass of person at your left; offer him/her a drink.
State of The Union: Undressed Live Tuesday, January 24,9 p.m. EST,6 p.m. PST