WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?
Mark Mangino AP Coach of the Year
OF ALL THE CITIES YOU'VE VISITED,
WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Science
Brandon Hoelscher St. Louis junior
Math, because I'm good at it
New York City Chicago. The downtown area is really cool.
WHAT IS YOUR REFERRED READING MATERIAL?
History and political books Tom Clancy books
WHAT WAS YOUR
FA VORITE TV SHOW AS A KID?
Wild, Wild West Guts or Legends of the Hidden Temple. I always wanted to be on those shows.
WHAT'S IN YOUR CD PLAYER NOW?
- Patrick Griffith
Toby Keith Marilyn Manson, Lest We Forget
wescoe wit
Girl: Saturn is my favorite planet. It has rings, and is far less cliché than Jupiter. Uranus is cool, too.
Guy1: Is this Bill Gates screwing me?
Guy2: In the computer world, there are a whole lot of things that can screw you.
Guy1: "User Error" seems to be the most often thing that screws me.
**Guy:** I'm looking for an ironing board.
**Literature Enthusiast:** Personally, I'd look for an irony board.
**Guy:** You would...
Guy1: Did you see this new car they're making in India?
From one professor to another: I just don't know what to think. I mean, we've exchanged a couple of fun text messages...
Guy2: The Tata?
Guy1: I want some tatas. Heh heh.
Guy2 and others around: (silence)
**Guy:** Everywhere but America has fucking goats. That's how you know you are in America: There are no goats. Iraq, Iraq there are fucking goats everywhere. Wouldn't surprise me if a bunch of soldiers shot some goats for fun. Sometimes they get run over, though.
- Nathan Gill
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