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JAYPLAY = 12.06.2007
We offer 15 items including:
Omelette Bar
Carving Station
Made to Order Waffles
Eggs Benedict Different Quiche each Week
Fresh Fish
Pasta Feature
Prime Rib
Assorted Desserts
RAINE REVIEWS NEWS YOU CAN USE HAWK TOPICS
THE 11-1 KU FOOTBALL TEAM GETS CHOSEN TO PLAY IN THE ORANGE BOWL, PASSING OVER THE 11-2 MISSOURI TIGERS, WHO DEFEATED KU JUST A WEEK AND A HALF AGO.
2 THE KANSAS ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE CONTROL DECIDES NOT TO RENEW THE LIQUOR LICENSE OF LAWRENCE
Orange Bowl officials were afraid that the Mizzoz fanbase wouldn't travel to Miami, given the area's lack of crystal metch and opossum-based cuisine.
NIGHTCLUB LAST CALL.
Now The Hawk can lay sole claim to the title of "Lamest Bar in Lawrence," although it's Brothers should continue to provide some good competition.
4 SENATE DEMOCRATS AGREE TO SUPPORT A BILL THAT WOULD REQUIRE A 40% INCREASE IN FUEL EFFICIENCY STANDARDS FOR CARS, LIGHT TRUCKS AND SUVS BY 2020.
Caving to Republican demands, however, Democrats dropped a key component of the bill that
would have requeiED SUV drivers to place a "Look at me! I'm an asshole" bumper sticker on their vehicles.
3 A MAN WEARING WHAT APPEARED TO BE A BOAMB HOLDS A NEW HAMPSHIRE HILLARY CLINTON CAMPaign
OFFICE HOSTAGE FOR SIX
HOURS BEFORE PEACEFULLY
SURRENDERING.
Had the would-be bomber carried out his threat, then both Clintons could claim to have been blown in their offices. Hey, I tried.
5 HAWK TOPICS WRITER AND COFOUNDER CHRIS RAINE ANNOUNCES HIS RETIREMENT AFTER 2 YEARS OF PENNING THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED JAYPLAY COLUMN. Both Hawk Topics readers were reportedly mildly disappointed by the news of Raine's departure.
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