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Serving Breakfast: 7 days a week·7-11am
Wednesdays: $2.50 margaritas
Thursdays: $2.50 martinis & cosmos
DEMYSTIFYING THE MALE MEMBER All you need to know about Mr. Spanky
YOUR BRAIN ON THE BOOK It's the addiction du jour
WILL GOLF FOR BEER A new way to bar crawl
ADVENTURES IN GREEN POLYESTER One Jayplayer's day job lesson
A conversation between editors (and friends):
Jaime: Dani, what have you learned this
semester from Jayplay?
Dani: Hmm...I haz charizma?
Jaime! I'll translate that to mean you like www.icanhascheezburger.com.Me too. But you know what I've learned?
Dani: Que?
Jaime: That Joylay has an easy job because this campus, and this town, is full
Jaime: But it's not next semester yet!
There are still stories about erections (page 5) and bar golf (page 8) to be read!
Dani: And the Facebook centerfold (page 6)! Wait, are we Facebook friends?
Jaime: Yes, Danl. It's official—forever.
Jaime Netzer, editor
Dani Hurst, associate editor
of unexpected fun. And also that I'm really going to miss you.
Dani: Aww, that's sweet. And I'll remember that when I take your place next semester.
JAYPLAYERS
EDITOR>RARRRR Jaime Netzer
ON THE COVER:
GRAPHIC BY BRENNA HAWLEY
ASSOCIATE EDITOR $ \rightarrow $ FINALLY ORIGINAL Dani Hurst
DESIGNERS $\rightarrow$ LOVERS
Brenna Hawley
Bryan Marvin
PEOPLE→KNOW EVERYONE
Alaide Vilich Ibarra
Nick Finnegan
HEALTH $ \Rightarrow $ GOOD FOR YOU
Chris Horn
Megan Hirt
Jared Duncan
ART EDITOR $\Rightarrow$ WHACHA NEED?
Becka Cremer
PHOTOGRAPHERS $\Rightarrow$ MCGUYVER STUFF
Sarah Leonard
ARTIST $\rightarrow$ IN A PINCH Catherine Coquillette
SCENE $ \rightarrow $ HIT THE TOWN
SCENE PHIT THE TOWN
Kyle Gray
Adrienne Bommarito
Seongbea Cheon
NOTICE→TAKE NOTE OF IT Ashley Thompson Nathan Gill
CONTACT $ \Rightarrow $HELP YOUR LOVE LIFE
Patrick Griffith
Daniel Reyes
CLERK>GETS AROUND TOWN Michael Peterson
CREATIVE CONSULTANT→KNOWS A LOT Carol Holstead
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VOLUME 5, ISSUE 15