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WHO WOULD STAR IN A MOVIE
ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND WHAT
WOULD IT BE ABOUT?
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WHAT WOULD BE YOUR DREAM JOB?
Kevin Fussell Volunteer Firefighter
Hung Truong Lawrence sophomore
Jet Li;how I grew up and how life is different from where I was born (Vietnam) and where I am now.
Russell Crowe. The movie would be about my college years here at KU, being kind of wild and crazy and partying and enjoying the college atmosphere.
A professional poker player. You see them winning millions!
WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD?
Firefighter; I've been doing it for two years and I like the excitement of the job and the challenge and the fast pace of it.
IF YOU WERE IN A PROFESSIONAL
WRESTLING MATCH, WHO WOULD
BE YOUR TAG-TEAM PARTNER?
Hanging out with my friends. We'd play games together, go to the movies and just hang out. Now they're all spread out and I don't get to hang out and see them as much.
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO TRAVEL?
That I did not get to stay in my country long enough. I came here when I was eight years old.
Daniel Reyes
Chuck Norris; back when I was growing up I used to watch a lot of his shows and watch him beat people up.
Paris, France. I hear it's nice. It's somewhere I'd eventually like to go.
The Rock; he can kick ass!
Japan; I want to experience the great scenes they have there and the different culture they have there.
HOW WE met RAPS-A-LOT
They met at a party while freestyle rapping in a circle. Dragen says he opened with a line something to the effect of "My name is Simon Dragen and I'm from L.Tiizy. I like breakbeats and a nice pair of titties." By the end of the rapping session, Dragen says, "We rapped so hard that our mouths went dry." At that point ended a trip to the liquor store was in order. The night pointed at McColm Hall drinking Red Stripe and eating summer sausage. They're friends now." We took that baby flame and made it a forest fire," Cohorst says.
Patrick Griffith
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Drew Cohort, Topeka junior (left) and Simon Dragoon, Lawrence junior.
WESCOE wit
Girl 1: Can women sell their eggs like men sell their sperm? And can a man be like, I want some eggs?
Girl 2:1 wouldn't do it. They'd have my mojo.
**Guy:** it's 7:15 and it's already dark. That blows balls, I hate it when that happens.
Nathan Gill
Guy 1: At least no one passed out shitting.
Guy 2: Hey, it's a serious issue.
Professor: There is a high probability you will become parents. If you're lucky, it will be because you want to be.
Guy: I never saw a movie of two chicks pooping and then eating it like ice cream. It takes the cake. And is probably illegal.
Guy 1: (sniffing coffee) This stuff is dank as shit.
Girl 1: She was drinking beer out of a straw.
Girl 2: Who does that?
Girl 1: A drunk bitch.
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Junior guard Brandon Rush jumps for a shot over a Washburn defender during Thursday night's game in Allen Fieldhouse. Rushed play for the first time since his surpasser for a torn ACL during the summer. He scored seven points in 15 minutes in Kansas' 92-60 victory against Washburn.
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Three-star general speaks to students about Army experiences
Lt Gen. William Caldwell spoke to students about the Army's use of force, its actions in foreign countries and its relations with the media on Thursday and Wednesday nights.
Caldwell is a three-star general and he and administrators in the College of commander of the U.S. Army Combined Liberal Arts and Sciences are working to Arms Center and Fort Leavenworth. put together a joint program with the
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University of Kansas and Ft. Leavenworth.
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University of Kansas and Ft. Leavenworth. Caldwell also spoke to students about the difficulties of being deployed for long periods of time and adjusting when he returned.
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