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FRIDAY,OCTOBER 26,2007
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VOLUME 118 ISSUE 50
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The hand that feeds you
10.25.2007 = JAYPLAY
HOW WE MET
A OUET, DRUGLOUSH HIPPE, THAT IS WHAT JOHN HARTNER, BARRINGTON, IL SOPHOMORE, THOROUGH JOBNAND HIPPE, STERling SOPHOMORE, WAS, WHERE THEY FIRST MET, HARTNER was A FRESHMAN LIVED IN EWLSOUND HALL WHERE HE MET HEBEN, WHO LIVED IN LEWS HALL. HARTNER says SOMEONE ALWAYS AMOUNTED OF HIM because HE LOOKED LIKE JESUS IN CRANEATE. A COUPLE WEEKS after MEETING, HARTNER LEARNED that BENNER, NOT WAKE NO HIPPE "I don't know why they THEY TOUGHT FOR A FAST TIME because I HATE HIPPER," BENNER SAYS. HE DRIVERS IN A Big BACK AMINING FOR HEPERS, HARTNER SAYS. THEY ARE ROOMMEN NOW.
HOLY DRUG DEALER?
PATRICK GRIFFITH
CONTINUED WITH
JORDAN BENDER (LEFT) AND JON HARTNER RELAX.
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**Guy 1:** REALLY, I DON'T THINK SHE'D BE MAD IF I SUCKER YOUR PENES.
**Guy 2:** 'I NOT EVEN MAD, I M IMPRESSED!'
Guy 1: YOU GET TO HAVE A BIG, BUTT HOLE TO PUT A LAMBERT IN THERE
Guy 2: IT WOULD BE ELASTIC.
Guy 1: BUT A HAMSTER IS LIKE THIS BIG
Suy 2: NO. A GUINEA PIG IS THAT BIG
**Guy 1:** J-LO is, like BOTOX ASS.
**Guy 2:** That'S WHAT I WANT.
**Guy 3:** YOU'D PROBABLY GET CHAPFING FROM THAT THING.
GUY 1 AND 2:...
**GUTS** How DO YOU DANCE AND MAKE OUT? (PAUFS)
You BE DRUNK—I BET THAT HELPs.
Guy 1:DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK IT UP?
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