Section B·Page 4 The University Daily Kansan Wednesday, April 5, 2000
| Category | Kansas City Attack | Vs. | Kansas City Blades | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Location | Kemper Arena | Both lose — bad location | Kemper Arena | |
| Playing surface | Astroturf | Blades — blood bounces on ice | Ice | |
| Cost | $11 - $14 | Either sport — buy cheap seats, sneak down | $10 - $18 | |
| Mascots | "Fuzzy the Attack Cat" | Attack — Scrapper looks like Tickle-Me-Elmo with a unibrow | "Scrapper" | |
| Cheerleaders | Very attractive | Attack — Why can't they cheer on ice? | Nonexistant | |
| Price of Beer | $3.25 - $4.50 | Both win just because they have beer | $3.75 - $4.50 | |
| Guest Stars | St. Thomas Aquinas boy's & girl's soccer teams | Blades — "Hoooo!" | "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (pro wrestler) | |
| Fights | First 5 minutes of game consisted of a bench-clearing dog pile | Blades — 12 penalty minutes | Last minute of the game consisted of 6 guys brawling at once | |