Monday, April 3, 2000
The University Daily Kansan
Section B·Page 5
DATADYNE, the world-ruling technology corporation, currently has positions open in:
- Extraterrestrial Affairs
- Personnel Disposal
- Encryption Services
- Security:
- Entry-level minions
- Advanced-level minions
- Human Research Specimens
- Anti-Espionage Strategists
- Morality Suppression Education
If you've ever considered an exciting career in government manipulation, public conspiracy and general world domination, then consider working for DATADYNE or continue living a futile existence filled with deceit and feelings of helplessness as we eventually gain control over the pathetic lives of you and your loved ones.
Visit our Web site for more details.
DATADYNE corp.
You have choices. For now.
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