Section B·Page 4 The University Daily Kansan Thursday, February 3, 2000 "I thought my grandma was old... Then I saw her new car!" '91 Mustang 5.0 for sale. Best offer. Call 555-1234. Ask for G. What are you going to find? Kansan Classifieds 864-4358 Thomas wreck caused by speeding, police say The Associated Press KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A police report that indicated Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Derrick Thomas was speeding and weaving in traffic before his deadly accident has not persuaded a prosecutor to file charges. After viewing the Missouri State Highway Patrol report Tuesday, Clay County Prosecutor Don Norris said there was insufficient evidence to charge the nine-time Pro Bowler. Thomas was left paralyzed from the chest down from injuries suffered when his Chevolet Suburban slid off Interstate 435 and rolled at least three times in the median during a snowstorm on Jan. 23. Thomas was driving in an icy snowstorm toward Kansas City International Airport to catch a flight for a St. Louis Rams playoff game. Thomas's close friend Michael D. Tellis, a passenger, was killed. Neither he nor Thomas was wearing a seat belt, and both were thrown from the vehicle. A second passenger was belted in and suffered only minor injuries. Tellis's family has asked that Thomas not be charged. Although the Highway Patrol concluded Thomas was driving too fast for conditions, the troopers who investigated the accident did not ticket him. Thomas, 33, is hospitalized in his hometown of Miami. "I view reports presented to me as to whether I should issue something more serious than the traffic summons the officer could write," Norris said. In the report, Judy Jenkins of Warrensburg said she was in the left lane about two or three car lengths behind the truck. Thomas came up behind Jenkins' car, cut back into the right lane and then cut back between Jenkins' car and the truck. Thomas: Will not be charged in traffic accident Thomas' car went sideways, hit the median and began rolling. Thomas and Tellis were thrown out of side windows. Titans celebrate season with hometown parade The Associated Press NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The Tennessee Titans made a promise to their fans: They will return to the Super Bowl. Thousands of fans filled downtown Tuesday to thank the team for a most unlikely journey. The Titans' season ended when a pass play fell just short of the end zone on the final play, giving the St. Louis Rams a 23-16 victory against Tennessee in Sunday's Super Bowl. "Unfortunately, we came up short," quarterback Steve McNair told a crowd of about 20,000 fans in the Adelphia Coliseum, where the Titans went undefeated en route to their first Super Bowl. "But we're working hard, starting tomorrow, to get back to this point because this is an exciting feeling to see you people out here supporting us even though we came up short. But next year, we're going to take it all the way, and we're going to come back with a victory in the Super Bowl." downtown, where players and coaches rode in convertibles and were showered in confetti in near-freezing temperatures. "I've been in a few St. Patrick's Day parades in New York, but this is incredible," said backup quarterback N e i l O'Donnell, who used to play for the Jets. The parade wound through Kicker Al Kicker Del Greco said: "This makes it all worthwhile. We know we're loved, and we'll do it next year." Receiver Chris Sanders jumped out of his convertible, ran and high-fived fans on both sides of the parade route, then jumped back in his car. --- Coach Jeff Fisher carried the AFC championship trophy while riding in a horse-drawn carriage. The Titans' parade snaked across a bridge over the Cumberland River into Adelphia Coliseum, where even more fans waited, bundled in coats and blankets. --- Happy Chinese New Year! --- TAIWANESE STUDENT ASSOCIATION 2000 CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION EVENT Date: Feb. 5, 2000 Time: 6 p.m.-9 p.m. Location: ECM Church The celebration includes several main dishes of Chinese food, a few Taiwanese snacks, games, riddle-solving, shows and drawing! We are also aiving out tons of prizes. We are also giving out tons of prizes. Kansan Classified 100s Announcements 105 Personals 110 Business Personalities 115 On Campus 120 Announcements 125 Travel 130 Entertainment 130 Lost and Found 200s Employment 205 Help Wanted 225 Professional Services 235 Typing Services 305 For Sale 310 Computers 315 Home Furnishings 320 Sporting Goods 325 Stereo Equipment 330 Tickets 340 Auto Sales 345 Motorcycles for Sale 360 Miscellaneous 370 Wanted to Buy 400s Real Estate 405 Real Estate Classified Policv 410 Condos for Sale 415 Homes for Rent 420 Real Estate for Sale 430 Sales for Wanted 430 Sublease KANSAN CLASSIFIEDS: 864-4358 The Kansas will not knowingly accept any advertisement for housing or employment that discriminates against any person or group of persons based on race, sex, age, color, creed, religion, sexual orientation, nation- alty or disability. Further, the Kansan will not knowingly accept advertising that is in violation of University of Kansas regulation or law. 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Contact Cathy Ross at 844-729-3292 or tj.jason.davis@univ.edu Art-colleague division of local business needs art on regular basis for promotional items including *s-hirts, etc*. Photo/photo/Illust. skills a plus, but not required for right person. 1:888-843-1359 Brookcreek Learning Center, an early childhood early intervention program, is hiring PT teach (early childhood) at Brookcreek Semester. Apply at 200 Mt. Hope Ct. 685-0022 Childcare need for 6 yr. old, 3-5d. M-th. 1:30-5:30 Wed. Must be non-smoker and have own car. References and experience required. Childcare provider needed for 2 children ages 7 yrs and 10 mo. Looking for responsible, depend- able non-smoker to work evening hours M-R 3: 0 7. Must have own car. Call 842-6514. Clerical/Reception. Part time position in an accounting office in Overland Park, 2/1 / 4/15. Will work around class schedules, pleasant environment. Call Don at (931) 491-4622 Energetic, team oriented, coffee loving Baristas for new Lawrence Coffee House. 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