12 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Friday, October 6, 1967 Graffiti wisdom returns Don't look now but your graffiti is showing, again. The word "graffiti" is Italian meaning "scratch." This year's students majoring in graffiti have begun their "term papers" on walls, tables and desk tops. A tour of various and sundry places on campus (mainly restrooms) has revealed numerous and varied quotes from the intellectual segment of society. One such scratcher had a tremendous insight into governmental affairs. On the walls of a Fraser Hall john, two top secret messages are scrawled. One informs the world that J. Edgar Hoover sleeps with a night light on while the other says that LBJ has acne. Strange question A strange question, possibly written by an even stranger person, is written on a Watson Library study table. The writer asks, "Where is Lee Harvey Oswald now that we need him?" If you want to find a library of rare comments, a men's restroom in Lindley Hall may be such a place. A writer there urges the world (or at least the men) to "believe in the positive powers of hate." Another states for a fact that Donald Duck is a Jew while If you see news happening call UN 4-3646 Women entering the intramural meet will be required to come to four practices, Miss Domrese said. state colleges for Swimming Sport Day. "This meet is a preliminary to the Swimming Sport Day, Nov. 11," said Miss Domrese. "Girls that do well in our intramural meet will be encouraged to be on KU's team for the all-school meet." Competition at the intramural meet will include backstroke, breaststroke, and butterfly, all 25 yards; freestyle for 50 yards; two 100 yard free style relays; form swimming which includes breaststroke, backstroke, sidestroke, and crawl; a medley of breaststroke and backstroke; and diving. KU has invited women swimming tegas from all the Kansas The swimming meet will be judged by women's physical education instructors. The physical education officiating classes will help as timers and starters. All organized women's living groups can enter one team, said Mary Domrese, Kirkwood, Mo., junior in charge of the meet. No limit has been placed on the number of women to a team, she said. still another warns that apple pie causes sterility. Perhaps the most notable comment in Lindley may have been made by Batman or Robin. This comment—to be read from a relaxed position—says to the reader: Near the light switch is the warning, "Don't touch this switch on penalty of pregnancy." "You are now sitting on the secret entrance to the bat cave." In Blake Hall, there is a most useful note to sports fans. It reads, "Boston will win only one game from St. Louis in the World Series. Anyone wishing to bet even money otherwise contact Rodger at VI3----." Rodger may have changed his mind by now. Team applications for the women's intramural swimming meet scheduled Nov. 7 are available in the intramural office in Robinson Gymnasium and through Women's Recreation Association (WRA) representatives. Applications for the intramural meet are due Nov. 3. On the way out of the Carruth bathroom is probably the most profound addition of all: "Didn't you feel stupid reading those walls?" In either the political or literary vein is the plea "Come back Truman, all is forgiven." Another note announces "Be-Kind-To-Eggplants Week." The spot probably most abundantly adorned with phrases of public spirited promulgators of bathroom wit is a gentlemen's room in Carruth-O'Leary Hall. Political or literary There the suggestion, "Custer died for your sins," is counteracted on the opposite wall with the assertion, "King Kong died for our sins." "English teachers eat their young," someone warns beside the entry, "James Baldwin eats watermelon." A self appointed philosopher submits, "God is a 6,000 foot tail red jelly bean," while some Neolist adds "... and he's about to fall on you." Further in the religious vein someone asks God to bless graffiti while "Pray for towels" adorns the empty paper tap dispenser. Team applications ready for women's swim meet CHEMISTS - B.S. M.S. & Ph.D. Career opportunities for basic and applied chemical research and development in diversified fields. ORGANIC- Structure, synthesis, derivatives: basic and applied research. PHYSICAL- BIOCHEMISTRY- Polymer structure; solution and solid state properties. Proteins, enzymes, natural products; isolation, structure, and properties. Sign up for an interview with our representative October 11, 1967 Northern Utilization Research and Development Division 1815 North University Street Peoria, Illinois 61604 An Equal Opportunity Employer U. S. Department of Agriculture, Agricultural Research Service