====PAGE-LEVEL METADATA==== University Daily Kansan Page 0700 from reel: NP 7854 (1999-01-25 to 1999-07-28) https://digital.lib.ku.edu/ku-udk/108133 Title: Kats on Kampus Summary: Article about students and faculty finding cats on campus to be annoying, featuring interviews with students and administrators about the issue of cats on university grounds. Category: campus news Subjects: campus life; student experiences; university environment Named Entities: Miller, T.R. [features editor]; Wilde, Ricky B. [student]; Doyle, Tamara [student]; James, Lindley [researcher]; Witherspoon, Dave [student]; Fay, Kay [administrator]; Cain, Finny [professor] Confidence: 0.85 Title: Yak Infiltration! Goal: Co-Ed Impregnation Summary: Satirical April Fool's Day article about a Himalayan yak supposedly infiltrating the University of Kansas campus with the goal of co-ed impregnation, complete with fabricated interviews and humorous scenarios. Category: features/profiles Subjects: university humor; April Fool's Day; student life Named Entities: Brewer, Steph [associate features editor]; Mollett, Carolyn [biology professor]; Homme, John [English professor]; Fille, Jane [teaching assistant]; Yakley, Fluffykos [Himalayan yak]; Helga Imaginaire [zookeeper] Confidence: 0.8 Title: Study Reveals Lawrence as Barren, Frozen Wasteland During Break Summary: Satirical study claiming Lawrence becomes a barren, frozen wasteland when students leave for spring break, featuring humorous observations about the quietness and changes in the town during this period. Category: features/profiles Subjects: local community; student life; April Fool's Day Named Entities: Doyle, Gerry [managing editor]; Dooheslaaf, Bob [associate professor]; Smackovitch, Jilla [professor]; McDougall, Flooky [dean]; Revetauh, No Name [junior]; Pinrut Greene [assistant vice overseer] Confidence: 0.8 Title: Features Page Is a Fool's Paradise Summary: Editorial note explaining that the features page contains completely made-up stories for April Fool's Day, with the editor discussing their intention to remind readers about the holiday. Category: editorial Subjects: newspaper content; April Fool's Day; editorial commentary Named Entities: Miller, T.R. [features editor]; Brewer, Steph [associate features editor]; Doyle, Gerry [managing editor]; Benavides, Jason [features designer] Confidence: 0.9 Title: Photo: Cat on Campus Summary: Photo of a cat on the University of Kansas campus, accompanying the 'Kats on Kampus' article. Category: photos/graphics Subjects: campus life; animals; student experiences Confidence: 0.9 Title: Photo: Lawrence Wasteland Summary: Photo of what appears to be a snowy, barren landscape representing Lawrence during spring break, accompanying the satirical study article. Category: photos/graphics Subjects: local community; student life; April Fool's Day Confidence: 0.9 Title: [advertisements] Category: advertisements Confidence: 0.9 Note: Descriptive metadata for this item has been generated in part using AI (artificial intelligence) technologies and may be incomplete, misleading, or inaccurate. Please contact the Kenneth Spencer Research Library with specific questions or concerns.