Victorious history for Hawks In 77 season openers dating back to 1890, the University of Kansas football team has compiled a record of 45 wins, 27 losses and five ties. Over that same period of time, Kansas' composite record is 348-279-46 under the direction of 28 head coaches. THE JAYHAWKS have met Texas Christian more times than they have any other school on opening day. KU's last opening game victory came in 1964 when the Jayhawks defeated TCU 6-4. It was the last meeting between the two schools after 21 consecutive years of competition. 1967 Football Schedule Sept. 23 Stanford Palo Alto, Calif Sept. 30 Indiana ... Bloomington Oct. 7 Ohio ... here Oct. 14 Nebraska ... here Oct. 21 Okla. State ... Stillwater Oct. 28 Iowa State ... here Nov. 4 K-State ... here Nov. 11 Colorado ... Boulder Nov. 18 Oklahoma ... Norman Nov. 25 Missouri ... here Banks Barred, But Bar's Gone Banks Barred, But Bar's Gone NICE, France—(UPI)—Frenchmen just don't trust banks, and that's it. That they'd rather keep their valuables under the mattress was proven again recently. Police said a thief stole a 2.2-pound bar of gold valued at $1,200 from a man living in a tent in a nearby camping ground. Daily Kansan 13 Thursday, September 14, 1967 Don't laugh at Charles Van der Hoff's big ears. He can hear a party a mile away, thanks to Sprite. Social-life majors, take a look at Charles Van der Hoff. He can't play the guitar. Never directed an underground movie. And then look at his ears! A bit much? Yes! But--Charles Van der Hoff can hear a bottle of tart, tingling Sprite being opened in the girls' dormitory from across the campus! What does it matter, you say? Hah! Do you realize that Charles Van der Hoff has never missed a party in four years? When he hears those bottles of Sprite being uncapped--the roars--the fizzes--the bubbles--he runs! So before you can say anti-existentialism, he's getting in fighting, slightly tickling taste of on that tart, tingling, slightly t i Sprite. And delicious refreshment --as well as a good time--is his. Of course, you don't have to have ears as big as Charles Van der Hoff's to enjoy the swinging taste of Sprite. You may just have to resign yourself to a little less social life. If you see news happening-call UN 4-3646 SPRITE, SO TART AND TINGLING, WE JUST COULDN'T KEEP IT QUIET. **BRITE IS A REGISTERED TRADE MARK OF THE COGA-COLA COMPANY** Magnificent quality and dashing good looks set this shoe apart. The handsewn vamp adds the custom detailing discerning men appreciate. Mid-Nite Brown Burnt Ivory A to D to 13 Priced From Nineteen Dollars 65c PITCHERS During 3 Pitcher Hours Friday, Sept. 15th 11:30-12:30 2:30-3:30 6:30-7:30 GASLIGHT TAVERN Cold Beer Sandwiches French Fries Fast Service - Next Door to the Union -