reat les- Page 5 Wanna' Play St. Nick? Here are some hints that should come in handy if you are planning to play Santa at a party this Christmas. First, practice the appropriate laugh and make it musical, taking care it doesn't come out in the old "ho. ho" that is just as likely to scare the children away. You will have to adopt your technique and style to fit the age of your audience. If they are only two or three, you'll have to use the gentle, soft approach. If they're somewhat older, say four or five, you had better prepare yourself for some embarrassing questions. If they are much older than that, you'll have to do a big job of convincing. NEXT, FIND a good costume. This isn't too difficult since attractive Santa costumes may be rented at a fairly low cost. Make sure the beard fits tight and the pillow doesn't sag. It's best not to play Santa before the child that is likely to recognize you and spoil the whole thing. You might possibly work out an exchange program with a neighbor. NOW IT'S TIME for your grand entrance. Enter with a loud and clear "Merry Christmas!" You probably won't have to repeat it because the children will be expecting you. You're now the center of attraction and you'll have to keep a cool head. Know the name of each child; this is a must. You should have a small pre-Christmas gift for each one. Now comes the hardest part—when they look with trusting eyes into yours and ask you for their heart's greatest desire. Don't promise anything you're not absolutely sure the child will get! If they don't get it, the image will be ruined Christmas morning. A good idea Bureau Criticizes Shelter 'Scare Ads' NEW YORK — (UPI) — Scare advertising, the use of horror pictures to stampede the public, the billing of shelters as bombproof and other deceptive practices are the target of a bulletin by the Better Business Bureau. The Bureau and the National Home Improvement Council have issued recommended standards to govern advertising and selling practices of this industry. The standards recommend that no shelter be advertised or sold as such unless it meets the minimum requirements set up by the office of Civil Defense. Advertising should not claim endorsement or approval by the office of Civil Defense or any U.S. government agency, since no government agency is authorized to endorse or approve shelters, the bulletin said. is to get a list from the parent of what the child will receive. Even though you are armed with this information, passing this test will make a real Santa of you. DONT MAKE YOUR VISIT long; children tire quickly and after this experience, you will probably be just as tired. child might recognize you and you'll have a flock of disillusioned, disappointed children to deal with. Once you leave, wait until you're out of sight before taking off the disguise. And another thing, don't return to the party. Some bright The last rule is probably the most important. While you're acting as Santa Claus you must believe that you're Santa Claus. If you think the whole thing is silly, you'd better let someone else do the job. The rest is up to you. Good luck and be prepared to thoroughly enjoy yourself in one of the most rewarding experiences you can have. BIRD TV - RADIO 908 Mass. VI 3-8855 Thursday, Dec. 7, 1961 University Daily Kansam - Quality Parts - Guaranteed - Expert Service There can be no freedom or beauty about a home life that depends on borrowing and debt.-George Walter Thornbury FIVE BIG 8 BOWLING TEAMS, FIVE BIG 8 BOWLING TEAMS Nebraska, Okla. State Kan.State, Oklahoma, Kansas, The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. James Branch Cabell SEE Tournament starts at 1 p.m. IN ACTION AT THE JAY BOWL THIS SAT., DEC. 9TH - POINSETTIAS - BEGONIAS Santa Suggests Some The Perfect Gift Flowers 14 kt. gold filled and sterling charms & bracelets - AZALEAS - CYCLAMEN - CHRYSANTHEMUMS - COMPLETE SELECTION OF CUT FLOWERS Mailing Marks Jewelers for Christmas — Sheaffer pens & pencils Gift Wrapping You can send flowers to anyone, any where BY WIRE CALL VI 3-1701 Wide selection of men's cuff links REGNIER'S Flower Box "PLAYBOY" tuxedo 49. 95 (Including Wishbone hanger and full length plastic cover) Black, lightweight, natural shoulder ALSO COMPLETE STOCK OF FORMAL ACCESSORIES RENTALS We maintain a full size range of rental tuxedos by After-Six in Shorts, Regulars, Longs & Extra Longs. Town Shop DOWNTOWN University Shop ON THE HILL