6A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT TUESDAY, APRIL 12, 2005 kansan.com APRIL 20th Bring in this ad for 20% off your next purchase www.pipelineproductions.com NO LIMIT! NOT GOOD WITH OTHER DISCOUNTS. 624 W. 12TH WWW.YELLOSUB.NET 1814 W. 23RD 841-3268 843-6000 International Students, Faculty and Staff: TAX HELP Free Tax Workshops TODAY! Tuesday, April 12th, 11-2 In Budig PC Lab Presented by: If you are unable to attend, passwords for the free tax software will be available at the LSS office. VOTE KATIE HILL FOR SENATE the Student Voice ADVENTURES OF A FAKE BLONDE STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY Antonia Blair/KANSAN DOCK BOYS Cameron Monken/KANSAN Scott Drummond/KANSAN ▼ HOROSCOPES - Today's Birthday, Friends, and some you find fascinating, can teach you a lot this year. It's true, you are already smart, but you shouldn't dwell on that. You can reach greater heights. - + Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8. Mercury, the planet that rules Gemini, is going direct. That means it doesn't appear to be going backwards anymore. This may have a similar impact on your life. - Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8. Do more studying before you launch a new adventure. You like excitement, of course, but there are some surprises you can avoid. It's recommended that you find out what they are, as much as possible. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 5. There's plenty of work, but you may have been worried that you'd never see any pay. The barriers are dissolving and soon the money will come pounding in. - Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 9. After a difficult couple of days, you'll ready to relax. Your friends don't have to be convinced. Spread the word; they'll be eager to help. - + Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 5. The confusion you’ve been laboring under will soon begin to clear. The next assignment that comes your way is already overdue. That sharpens your instincts wonderfully. - Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 5. Mercury, your ruling planet, is finally going direct. This means a lot of the annoyances you've had to deal with will simply fade away. Hallelujah! - Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 21) Today is an 8. The coast is steep and clear conditions look good for a brief escapade. Even if you've been turned down before, try again. *Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is 5. Many of the irritations you've been encountering will soon be gone. You'll have less spillage and breakage, too, in the next few weeks. Be patient. ♦ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8. Your sense of humor is excellent. Even those who didn't agree with you at first are well entertained. As you know, that's more than half the battle. - Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 5. Something that was all clogged up is starting to flow freely. Since you've been worried about it, this is a great relief. - + Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 8. You're past the hard part in learning a new skill. It gets easier from now on. Discuss this phenomenon with a person who's sure to understand. - races (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 5. Improvements to your home that you've been thinking about are finally working their way to the top of your lists. Get busy shopping. 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