4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 2005 SQUIRREL ▼ FRIEND OR FAUX? Wes Benson and Tom Becker/KANSAN CINAMMON COUNTY Seth Bundv/KANSAN Doug Lang and Mike Prewitt/KANSAN HOROSCOPES - Today's Birthday. You can go farther, faster this year than you ever have before. Don't get arrogant, however. You could also trip over your own words. Be nice and you'll win big. - Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8. Travel conditions are better now, and stay good through tomorrow. Be watching for ways to increase your income. They're out there. - Taupe (April 20-May 20) Today is a 4. You may feel like you're being squashed under a heavy load. Stay calm, and know the others appreciate what you're doing for them. + Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 9. You're drawn to join a congenial group of fun-loving activists. If you're worried because you don't know them yet, ask a friend to go along. + Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 5. It's like you're taking your oral exam for your doctoral dissertation. Stand up straight and speak decisively and you'll do very well. - Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 10. It may feel as though you're being drawn outside of your old self. You're learning, expanding, and becoming more spiritual and wise. Seek, and ye shall find. - *Virgo* (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 4. You're good at sorting and filing, and remembering where things go. And, over the next couple of days, you can find the funding you seek. Start with calls to old friends. - Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7. A very interesting, passionate. A person would like to be your coach. Are you willing to learn something you thought was beyond your capabilities? Just say "yes." - Scopio (Oct, 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 5. The only way to calm your anxiety now is to force yourself to superhuman achievements. Don't worry the money will follow. - Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is you. You could be so full of love today and tomorrow, you're about to burst. What, did you get a new litter of puppies or something? Enjoy yourself. - + Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 5. There so much going on at home, it's hard to keep it all straight. Actually, it might be impossible, Lead, follow and-or get out of the way. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 8. You're so immersed in your studies now, you may be oblivious to every- thing else that's going on. Best to stay in a safe place. - Pices (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 5. Ask for the praise, promotion or contract that's more to your benefit. The odds are good you'll get it now, even if you've been turned down before. 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