10A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT FRIDAY, APRIL 1. 2005 ▼ FRIEND OR FAUX? BUT THE MAN UPSTAIRS SAYS I'VE GOT TO PLEAD MY CASE. So I'M KIND SCREWED! UNLESS.. Seth Bundy/KANSAN SQUIRREL Red Lyon Tavern Wes Benson/KANSAN (Formerly Discount Liquor) 1805 W. 2nd next to Holidome 830-8014 PAUL - Aries (March 24-April 19) Today is a 7. You're hot, but it's not a good idea to talk back to authorities. Use your wisdom, not your ability, to make wisecracks, and get your point across. - Today's Birthday. You have wif, wilt, and lots of energy this year. That's good, because you'll get to fight for what you want at home, at work and in your relationships. It'll be fun. + Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 6. More research is required before you make your next big move. Don't head down an unknown path before you find out what's at the other end. Billy O'Keefe/KRT CAMPUS Jager Handles $34.65 Red Stripe 12 pks $9.49 + Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 7. You'd rather run and play with your friends, and you may get to do some of that. There are bills to be paid, however. Don't overlook responsibilities. ♦ Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 6. Your reward for a job well done may be an argument. Be ready to defend a Topless Liquor N000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 ▼ HOROSCOPES - Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Today is a 6. Some household projects are best left to professionals, but some you can do Practice figuring out which are which, carefully. - Virgo (Aug, 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 7. Give financial matters your attention first, especially concerning your home. After that, you'll find it easier to relax with the people you love, as always. **Loe** (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8. Work interrefers with travel for the next few days. The orders you've been given may change. The job takes longer than expected. Reschedule liberally. decision you've recently made. Cite experience and history. "Party like you're in Mexico" ★ Scorpion (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 7. You're into hands-on education, rather than intellectual games. You want to know whether or not actions are effective, and if they are, how to do them. + Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 7. Make a connection with people you love, don't put it off any longer. Financial troubles will fade later in the month, don't worry about that now. But don't go shopping, either. + Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 6. You're feeling feilty, but take care. The family may have already made plans that aren't the same as yours. Better check with them before you make reservations. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 7. A group of friends provide you with a brilliant new idea. This project requires work on your part, however, and concentration. You'll have to excuse yourself from the festivities. - Pics (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 7. A recent disruption loses importance, as you and your friends discuss the next objective. Make sure to keep the costs down, there's more coming after this. Crossword ACROSS 1 Fortified residence 7 Hodges of the Dodgers 10 Grouch 14 Procure 15 French king 16 Leander's lover 17 Circuitous 19 Charity for the poor 20 Children 21 Cartographer's diagram 22 Classroom papers 24 Sneaky 25 Renown 27 Brimming 28 Sideways 31 Get away from 34 Cream of the crop 36 "___ Maria" 37 TV's warrior princess 38 Pickling mix 39 PC image 40 "The Three Faces of ___ 41 Tested 42 Occurrence 43 French car 45 Disavow 47 Safe houses 49 Jungle constrictor 52 Camera suppor 54 Lunched 55 Pole or Czech 56 Asian staple 57 Unseemly 60 Woe is me! 61 Born in France 62 Pencil end 63 Animal hide 64 Zeus or Jupiter 65 Spuds DOWN 1 Champagne stoppers 2 Bubbling 3 Bone up on 4 Soaks up rays 5 Topper 6 Tooth coat 7 Grasp blindly $ \textcircled{c} $ 2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 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