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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
ENTERTAINMENT
THURSDAY, MARCH 31.2005
STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRIT
Cameron Monken/KANSAN
2 DUDES
WELL, HUMAN NATURE
YEARS TO GROW,
SEEKING KNOWLEDGE
ABOUT ITSELF AND IT'S
WORLD, THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE HERE IN
COLLEGE.
Sam Hemphill/KANSAN
Aaron Warner/KRT Campus
HOROSCOPES
+ Todav's Birthday.
You'll get a lot farther this year than even you thought possible. Although planning is always suggested, it looks like you succeed almost by accident. Take care, and enjoy the ride.
◄ Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 9.
Your achievements could, quite possibly, exceed your expectations. Don't limit yourself. With discipline, there's no telling how far you can go.
- Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 4'.
The missing piece to the puzzle is there; all you have to do is find it. Start tidying up at one end and gradually work your way to the other.
♦ Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 9.
A person with a different point of view wins the argument. Don't get your underwear into a bunch. There's a reason, and you can figure out what it is.
+ Cancer (June 22-July 21) Today is a 4.
Continue with your new procedure.
it'll soon become a habit and you'll
you ever used you to do the job
the harder way. If you do remember,
you'll laugh.
- Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). Today is a 10.
Another's passions stir you to get involved, and then take action.
Together, you'll accomplish more than either of you could have alone.
- Vingo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Today is a 5. You've been looking for the perfect thing, and odds are good you'll find it. Get yourself and your credit card over to where you saw something like it.
- Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is an 8. You keep digging, the odds are good you'll find the buried treasure. It might be the information you seek, but it could be Spanish doublons. Depends on where you dig.
- Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 5.
The money is pouring in, but that's no
excuse to be frivolous. There's some thing unstable about this condition.
Don't take anything for granted.
✓ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a
9. You’re brilliant, no use denying it.
Sometimes you surprise yourself with
the funny things you say and do. It’s a
talent. Relax and enjoy.
> Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 4. It is a wonderful day for cleaning out the closets and the garage. You'll find all kinds of wonderful treasures, some of which you can actually use.
< **Aquarus** (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 8. Transformation is a process whereby something becomes something else. If that were to happen to you, how do you want to emerge?
- Pieces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 5.
The best kind of leader, they say,
one who knows how to follow orders.
You've got that part down, so next
you'll get to practice giving them.
Crossword
ACROSS
6 Struck, old-style
11 NYC arena
14 Polo or sweat follower
15 Collar extension
16 Star pitcher
17 Of tooth-supporting tissue
19 Cambodia's __ Nol
20 El Greco's birthplace
21 Make jubilant
23 Infants
26 Turns a blind eye to
28 Parched
29 Bond designation
31 Father
32 With casual abandon
36 Horse's relative
37 Twilights, poetically
39 Ripen
42 Guesses
46 God of war
48 One and only
49 Idle talk
50 Aquarium requirement
52 Full of turns
54 Old hat
55 Play bagpipes
57 __ Jose, CA
58 Hollywood heartthrob
64 Wrap up
65 Talk idly
66 Star of "Alfie"
67 Distress letters
68 Throw about
69 Struck with a bent leg
DOWN
1 Psychic power
2 That woman
3 Mister
4 Monty Python member
5 Mall element
6 Pay-phone aperture
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45
47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63
65 66 67
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7 Horse do
8 Decide
9 Afternoon affair
10 Poet Glasgow
11 Blackwater fever
12 Some diving ducks
13 Origins
18 Some French
22 __ Alamos
23 Condemnation from the church
24 Exist
25 Large
26 Before too long
27 Radner of "SNL"
29 Wise counselor
30 No later then
33 __ had it!
34 Canvas coating
35 Still
38 Palermo man
39 Accumulates
40 Composer Donizetti
41 Short trips
43 Exclamations of surprise
03/31/05
Solutions to yesterday's puzzle
44 Writer Hentoff
45 Porky's pen
47 "My Gal___"
51 Office subs
52 Deadlock
53 Sunken ship
55 Plat division
Kansan Classifieds
56 Had the answer
59 Comic Carney
60 Cigarette drawback
61 Vegas cube
62 Lowest bill
63 Called the shots
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employer limitation or discrimination
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Entertainment
Wakara Music/Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS, Tickets on sale Friday. Feb. 11, at www.wakara.com
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Employment
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Help Wanted
Amaturé Female Models 18-23 wanted for fashion and glamour photography-No nudity required. Cash paid + incentives.
785-856-0780
Freelance Model Scouts wanted.
Send us models and get paid.
BAR TENDING!
Help Wanted
$300/day potential. No experience nec.
Training Provided: 800-965-6520 ext.108
CAMP COUNSELORS wanted for private Michigan boys/girls summer overnight camp.Teach swimming, canoeing, skiing, sailing, sports, computers, tennis, archery, riding, crash, climbing, wind surfing and more! Office, maintenance jobs too. Salary $17.50 on up plus room/board. Find out more about our camps and apply online at www.greenwoodcamps.com, or call 888-459-2492.
CAMP TAKAJO for Boys, Naples.
Maine. Picturesque takefront location, exceptional facilities. Mid-June thru mid-August. Over 100 counsel positions in tennis, baseball, basketball, lacrosse, golf, flag football, roller hockey, swimming, sailing, water skiing, camp ceramics, fine arts, theatre arts, camp newspaper, music, photography, videography, radioeleronics, nature study, weight training, exercise, nursing,狭跑 course, secretarial, manual, Slap room board, travel, included Call 800-250-8252 or apply on-line at www.takajo.com.
College Pro is now hiring hard-working students for leadership positions this summer. Work outside, earn great cash, and gain skills in leadership, problem solving, customer service and goal setting.
Bonus program & advancement opportunities available 888-277-7962 www.lamc.elegro.com
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Experienced babySitter/parent's helper
We are looking for an energetic, fun, responsible person with lots of initiative to help busy parents with two active girls, a preschooler and 13. Work with parents with driving children to and from school and other activities, meal preparation, laundry, and supervising play, homework, and chores. Occasional evenings and weekends.Some extended overnight stays and out of town family trips. Must be able to cook, have own car, and be available weekly afternoons beginning at 3 p.m., and during school vacations. Excellent pay for qualified person.
Please call 865-2311.
Front desk help needed for shifts 7am to
3 pm & 3pm to 11 pm. Involves weekends.
Flexible schedule. Please apply in person
at Hampton Inn.
GET PAID FOR YOUR OPINIONS!
Earn $15-$125 and more per survey!
www.moneyforsurveys.com
Servers/Hosts/Cooks
Servers/Hosta/Cooks
For well established Irish Pub and Restaurant in the busy KC speedway area. Great atmosphere. Call 913-788-7771. M-F
Help wanted for custom harvesting. Combine operators and truck drivers. Guaranteed pay, good summer wages. Call 970-483-7490 evenings.
HIRING ALL POSITIONS, Ironhorse Golfclub, South Johnson County,913-685-4653 ext 8. christines@leawood.org
Immediate opening for swim instructor. Indoored heat pool in LENA, KS. Looking for experience in teaching children. Excellent hourly rates. Spring and summer classes.
Part-time help in busy doctors office. Call 749-0130
Lawrence Country Club is now accepting applications for lifeguards. Apply at 400 Country Club Terrace.
Make Money and Have Fun!
Athletic/creative counselors/coaches needed; sports, water, art; apply online
www.summercamp employment.com;
carolyn@summercamp employment.com
1-800-443-6428
Now taking applications for part-
time yard work. Hours flexible,
$10.hr. 841-6180.
Part time position at children's museum in Shawnee, KS. Weekday & weekend hrs avail immediately. Call 913-268-4176.
Camp Counselors - Gain valuable experience while having the summer of a lifetime! Counselors needed for all activities Online online at www.pineforestcamp.com
Help Wanted
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Spring Break 2006. Travel with STS.
America's #1 Student Tour Operator.
Jamaica, Cancun, Acapulco, Bahamas,
Florida, Mirin campus reps.
PART-TIME HELP WANTED: 8-15
HOURS a week, week-Saturdays, Summer,
& Fall. Availability Required. Apply in person
at The Mail Box at 3115 W. 6th St. Ste C.
749-4304
Maximize Your Education. Minimize Your Cost
Minimize Your Cost.
Middle East Repo, Gannin
Florida. Hiring campus reps.
Call for discounts: 800-648-4849 or
www.stetra.com
- Earn $8.50/hour with increases of 50¢ after 90 days & 50¢ at one year
• Benefits (Medical/Dental/Vision/Life & 401K)
• Weekly paycheck
• Weekends & holidays off
• Paid vacations
Get up to $23,000* in College Education Assistance!
Shipping position open. $8.00 per hour. 20 hours per week. Choose your own hours. Must have own transportation. Mileage reimbursed. Involves some heavy lifting. Must be committed and dependable. Send letter and/or resume w/3 references to: EEI, P.O. Box 1304, Lawrence, KS 65044, EOEA/AA.
PliginPage, a local ad agency, is seeking a part-time employee for photo editing/ data entry. Approximately 20 hours per week. Flexible schedule but must be available during business hours. Apply at: www.pliginpage.com/jobs.htm
PLAY SPORTS! HAVE FUN! SAVE MONEY! Sports camp in Maine. Coaches needed: Tennis, Basketball, Baseball, Water-sports, Ropes Course, Golf, Archery and more. Work Outdoors and Have a Great Summer! Call Free: (888) 844-0804 or Apply; www.camoodar.com
Blue Sky Satellite, a sales and service provider for DishNetwork is needing P/T telemarketers to start imdli Spanish speakers helpful, but not necessary. $10/Hour, call Dave Edwards at 313-3444 Ext. 115.
Part-Time Package Handlers
www.upsjobs.com
To inquire about part-time job opportunities, visit:
Equal Opportunity Employer
*Program Guidelines Apply.
For part-time package handlers at FedEx Ground, it's like a paid workout. The work is demanding, but the rewards are big. Come join our team, get a weekly paycheck, tuition assistance and break a sweat with the nation's package-delivery leader.
Requirements include:
-Work five consecutive days/week
-Ability to lift and carry 50-75 lbs.
-Load, unload and sort packages
-Work in hot and cold environments
Benefits Include:
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first year
-Excellent advancement opportunities
-Tuition reimbursement
-No Weekends
-Equal Opportunity Employer
Come apply in person at:
8000 Cole Parkway
Shawnee, KS 66227
Call us at:
913.441.7569 or 913.441.7536
-Scheduled raises every 90 days for the first year
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Shifts include:
913-441-7569 or 913-441-7536
DAY 2-6 p.m., TWI 6:30-10:30 p.m.
,NIT 11 p.m.-3a.m., SUN 3:30-7:30 a.m.
and Preload 1:30-7:30 a.m.
Directions:
Take Hwy10 to Hwy 7 North. Follow Hwy 7 to 83rd St and go west. Follow 83rd St. and make a right on Cole Pkwy
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Advancement Opportunities
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785-830-3000
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