4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT WEDNESDAY, MARCH 30, 2005 DAMAGED CIRCUS STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY Greg Griesenauer/KANSAN ▼ FRIEND OR FAUX? Cameron Monken/KANSAN Seth Bundv/KANSAN HOROSCOPES + Today's Birthday. Travel beckons this year, and it looks like an excellent idea Select a destination that fits your passions and imagination. - Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is an 8. The goal you've been after for so long is almost within your reach. Conditions are in your favor, finally. There's not a moment to lose. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 6. Tally your results and figure out what you have and what you don't. You're in for at least one pleasant surprise, and you'll know where to focus attention. - + Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 10. You are wise to keep your opinions to yourself for a little while. The odds are not good that you will, but it would still be wise. - Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 5. * A change in how you do a job will free up a lot of your time, it's OK to get assistance, that's not cheating in any way. If you're running late, delegate. - Leo July 23-Aug. 22 Today is a 10. Your relationship grows stronger the more stuff you do together. Declare your intentions then ask the questions that lead to a solid commitment. - **Virgin** (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 5. You're close to making a change that you've been contemplating for ages. It has to do with your home, family or possibly your decor. You'll know when the moment is right. - Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is an 8. Don't be stopped just because you have no idea what you're doing You're a quick study, especially now. Hurry up, before anyone knows. responsibility, and the included benefits. - Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 6. Keep pushing, your reward is closer now than ever before. Accept more ♦ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 9. You're lucky in games because you've got a few tricks up your sleeve. Amaze them with your fabulous sense of humor, too. You're the star. *Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 4. Push to get a household job wrapped up in the next day or two. You get extra points for using stuff you already have in storage. Be creative. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 8. You're in an excellent frame of mind to learn an amazing trick. Something that was impossible is about to be commonplace. Be on the leading edge. - Pises (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 6. The effort you've put in earns you more than a fatter pay check. You also are granted more respect and, quite possibly, a promotion. 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All rights reserved. 03/30/05 12 Poetic contraction 13 Matter-of-fact 21 Wharf 23 Barbary denizen 25 Spells "spells" "spels" 26 Middle management? 28 Toy with 29 Politico Kefauver 30 Medley meals 32 Narrow escape 34 "__ the Raven, 'Nevermore!" 35 Shaded area 36 Concerning bees 37 Important time 41 Cut and splice 42 __ qua non 45 Inching crabwise 47 Scruff 49 Baldwins and Steinways Solutions to yesterday's puzzle 50 Congeal 53 Mortise's partner 55 Consumer 56 French school 57 Knickknack spot 59 Asian staple 61 PC monitor 61 PC monitor element 62 So that's it! 63 Hopper 65 Actor Waterston 66 Culbertson of bridge Kansan Classifieds KANSAN CLASSIFIEDS: 864-4358 The Kansan will not knowingly accept any advertisement for housing or employment that discriminates against any person or group of persons on race, gender, sexual orientation, nationality or disability. Further, the Kansan will not knowingly accept advertising Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing information in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Classifieds Policy that is in violation of University of Kansas regulation or law. status or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination." 100 All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 which makes it illegal to advertise a person under a criminal investigation based on race, color religion, sex, handicap, familial Announcements 120 Announcements $450 Group Fundraiser Scheduling Bonus 4 hours of your group's time PLUS our free (yes, free) fundraising solutions EQUALS $1,000 for in earnings for your group. Call TODAY for a $450 bonus when you schedule your non-sales fundraiser with CampusFundership. Contact CampusFundership. (888) 923-3238, or visit www.campusfundership.com Entertainment 130 Wakarusa Music/Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS. Tickets on sale Friday Feb. 11, at www.wakarusa.com 200 Employment 205 Help Wanted Amatude Female Models 18-23 wanted for fashion and glamour photography-No nudity required. Cash paid + incentives. 785-856-0780 Freelance Model Scouts wanted. Send us models and get paid. Part-time help in busy doctors office. Call 749-0130 BEST SUMMER EVER! CAMP STARLIGHT, a co-ed residential camp located 2 1/2 hours from NYC seeks generalists and specialists to experience since the start of our staff from all over the world and enjoy the perfect balance of work and FUN! WE WILL BE ON YOUR CAMPUS 877-875-3971 or info@campstarlight.com CAMP TAKAJO for Boys, Naples, Maine. Picturequest takesfront location, exceptional facilities. Mid-June thru mid-August. Over 100 counsel positions in tennis, baseball, basketball, lacrosse, golf, flag football, roller hockey, swimming, sailing, water skiing, ceramics, fine arts, theatre arts, camp newspaper, music, photography, videography, radio/electronics, nature study, weight training, woodworking, rock climbing, ropes board, gymnasium, room board, travel included. Call 800-258-8252 or apply on-line at www.takajo.com. Experienced babysitter/parent's helper. We are looking for an energetic, fun, responsible person with lots of initiative to help busy parents with two active girls, ages 11 and 13. Work includes helping parents with driving children to and from school and other activities, meal preparation, laundry, and supervising play, homework, and chores. Occasional evenings and weekends.Some extended overnight stays and out of town family trips. Must be able to cook, have own car, and be available weekly afternoons beginning at 3 p.m., and during school vacations. Excellent pay for qualified person. Please call 2351-8653 205 Help Wanted College Pro is now hiring hard-working students for leadership positions this summer. Work outside, earn great cash, and gain skills in leadership, problem solving, customer service and goal setting. Bonus program & advancement opportunities available 888-277-7962 www.iamclaigo.com GET PAID FOR YOUR OPINIONS! Earn $15-$125 and more per survey! www.moneyforsurvey.com Lawrence Country Club is now accepting applications for lifeguards. Apply at 400 Country Club Terrace. HIRING ALL POSITIONS, Ironhorse Geelf- club, South Johnson County.913-685-4653 ex 8. christenings@leawood.org Now taking applications for parttime yard work. Hours flexible, $10.hr. 841-6180. Help wanted for custom harvesting. Combine operators and truck drivers. Guarantee pay, good summer wages. Call 970-843-7490 evenings. PART-TIME HELP WANTED: 8-15 HOURS a week-Saturday, Summer, & Fall. Availability Required. Apply in person at The Mail Box at 3115 W. 6th St. Ste. C: 749-4304 PligrimPage, a local agent agency, is seeking a part-time employee for photo editing/ data entry. Approximately 20 hours per week. Flexible schedule but must be available during business hours. Apply at: www.pligrimppage.com/jobs.htm. PLAY SPORTS! HAVE FUN! SAVE MONEY! Sports camp in Maine. Coaches needed: Tennis, Basketball, Baseball, Water-sports, Ropes Course, Golf, Archery and more. Work Outdoors and Have a Great Summer! Call Free: (888) 844-8008 or Apply: www.camodear.com Teachers assistant needed 12-6p.m. Mon- Fri. Apply at Children's Learning Center 205 N. Michigan (785) 841-2185, EOE Volunteers wanted for *Wakarusa* Music- Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS, June 17-19. Apply online at www.wakarusa.com The Kansas Bikini Team talent search is underway. If you've been told you look great in a bikini you may have what it takes to represent our team and sponsors at promotional appearances and on our 2008 calendar. Free portfolio photo shoot with us. Send resume to kansasbikini.com or chandlase, great modeling exposure. Apply at www.kansasabikini.com. feel 100% Italian (even if your not) Don't you like to be Italian to work at Olive Garden, but once you smell the garlic, taste the wine and experience our Hospitaliello? you'll feel as if you are. When you work at Olive Garden, you are really joining our extended Italian family, where food, family and fun come together to create an authentic Italian experience. We call this "the kitchen" named "valuing everyone as family and friends." Now Hiring Servers, Host/Hostess, Wine Hosts and Bussers And like a family, we want you to be happy and successful in your career. That why we offer flexible schedules, excellent training, meal discounts, paid vacation, medical dental insurance, 40(k) savings plan and management career advance opportunities. Come see the difference we're making at Olive Garden. To visit us, apply at 15098 11th St. Gloriette, KS 60626 www.ollivegarden.com JOE MEDY Than you're here, you're family LOOKING FOR A JOB THAT PAYS? Permanent Job, Flexible Hours, Up to S8.75 an Hour Benefits: Medical and Dental Insurance 001 K S200.00 Referral Bonus 5200. 00 Referral Bonus Advancement Opportunities Optical Discounts Suite 101 1 Riverfront Plaza Apply in person at: 785-830-3000 Overtime Opportunities BAR TENDING! 205 Help Wanted $300/day potential. No experience nec Training Provided: 800-965-655 ext.108 Teaching Assistant Part time position at children's museum in Shawne, KS. Weekday & weekend hrs invail immediately. Call 913-268-4176. Teaching assistant needed for morning hrs/week. For our early intervention program at the LHS site. Must be lead qualified with 6 months or more experience in infant and toddler classrooms. Apply at 200 Mount Hope Court. 785-865-0022 Front desk help needed for shifts 7ath to 3 pm & 3pm to 11 pm. Involves weekends. Flexible schedule. Please apply in person at Hampton Inn. Camp Counselors - Gain valuable experience while having the summer of a lifetime Counselors needed for all activities apply online at www.pinestorescamp.com Servers/Hosts/Cooks For well established Irish Pub and Restaurant in the busy KC speedway area. Great timesphere. Call 913-7887-771. MAF For part-time package handlers at FedEx Ground, it's like a paid workout. The work is demanding, but the rewards are big. Come join our team, get a weekly paycheck, tuition assistance and break a sweat with the nation's package-delivery leader. Requirements include: 8 years of age -Work five consecutive days/week -Ability to lift and carry 50-75 lbs. -Load, unload and sort packages -Work in hot and cold environments Benefits Include: -Scheduled raises every 90 days for the first year first year -Excellent advancement opportunities -Tuition reimbursement -No Weekends -Equal Opportunity Employer Come apply in person at: 8000 Cole Parkway Shawnee, KS 66227 Call us at: 913-441-7569 or 913-441-7536 DAY 2-6 p.m., TWI 6:30-10:30 p.m. NIT 11 p.m.-3a.m., SUN 3:30-7:30 a.m. and Preload 1-7:30-7:30 a.m. Shifts include: Directions: Take Hwy10 to Hwy 7 North. Follow Hwy 7 to 83d St and go west. Follow 83d St. and make a right on Cole Pkw 300 Merchandise 305 For Sale MIRACLE VIDEO SPRING SALE All adult movies 30 Haskell 785-841-7504 1900 Haskell 785-841-7504 310 / Computers Need a New PC or Laptop? Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem! All we need is a valid checking account and a current utility bill. Don't Delay - Call Today 865-325-1735. 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