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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
ENTERTAINMENT
TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 2005
DOCK BOYS
ADVENTURES OF A FAKE BLONDE
Scott Drummond/KANSAN
THE FAMILY MONSTER
Antonia Blair/KANSAN
Josh Shalek/KRT CAMPUS
▼ HOROSCOPES
+ Today's Birthday You may have to defer gratification this year, but don't complain. Whatever you're thinking of buying will cost less the more cash you can put down.
+ Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 7.
It's not a good time to take risks.
Reinforce your security instead, with
your own imagination and hard work.
Build it right, and then relax.
- Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 7.
A fool learns from their mistakes, a wise person from someone else's. Pay attention and prove you're the latter. Let somebody else trip up.
+ Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8. You're hardy earning enough to make all this labor worth while. You are learning discipline, however. That's your true reward.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7.
You're gaining respect, even from
people who don't agree with you.
This is because you stand up for your principles. You have some good ones.
> Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 7.
Having relatives over is good, generally speaking. If one of them doesn't completely approve of your lifestyle, don't dismay. You can bear the irritation.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 5.
Do the research, and you will find a way to bring more money in. You might increase sales or cut your costs or both. Conditions are right.
- Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 7.
it always helps if you push in the direction you want to go. There's plenty of money out there, so route some more of it into your pocket.
Advertise.
+ Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 7.
In spite of everything, you'll find this day turns out in your favor. The added
ACROSS
1 Hinged fasteners
6 Torn ticket
10 Fixed charge
14 Bandleader
Shaw
15 Biblical weed
16 Track shape
17 Rich, creamy
dressing
19 Poet Teasdale
20 Seasonal song
21 Bring before the bar
23 Canal or
channel
27 Hollered
28 Lotion ingredient
29 Gangster's rod
31 Swollen, fluid-
filled sacs
32 Reseal a
package
35 Pitcher's bag
37 Lair
38 Chewy candy
40 Lout
43 Italian salami
44 Bank employee
46 Ballplayer
Guerrero
49 Mining product
51 Ireland
52 Playwright
Eugene
54 Provide
restitution for
57 Public disgrace
59 Big rig
60 Pulled apart
61 Classes
66 Toledo's lake
67 Wickedness
68 Add up
69 Ownership
paper
70 Dupes
71 Access
DOWN
1 Bad actor
2 Coach
Parseghian
3 Porker's pad
4 Early resident
5 Madrid mister
6 German POW
camp
7 Mai cocktail
impetus you need comes from a distant source.
♦ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 10, if there's something you need, advertise on the grapevine. Tell a person with lots of connections, and then wait around for the calls to come in. It won't take long.
*Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 6.* You always volunteer to do theicky jobs, but wait. Maybe there's another way. Talk to somebody who's been there and done that. Minimize potential messes.
- Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 7
Your work's in demand. It's up to you
to make sure it's also acceptable. Don't
go for any "pie-in-the-sky" deals. Get
all the terms down in writing.
- Pises (Feb, 19-March 20) Today is a 7.
Somebody you love helps you stick to the straight and narrow. Don't be distracted by wealth or glory, they're too transitional.
Crossword
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8 Celestial bear
9 Hollywood Noah
10 Nobel Prize winner Yalow
11 Is of use
12 Bull's-eye
13 African antelopes
18 Unused
12 Cook's formula
23 Bond of Hollywood
24 Away from the wind
25 Hamlet
26 Square-sail support
30 Rocky pinnacle
33 Ancient
34 Play on words
36 Drunkard
39 Bovine common
40 Medley
41 Dynamic intro?
42 Barney's Bedrock buddy
43 Smiled broadly
45 Shackle
Solutions to yesterday's puzzle
46 Assigned
47 Additional performance
48 Sweetie
50 Art supporters
53 Brogan binders
55 Beer barrel
56 Overact
57 Volcanic output
62 Gratuity
63 Addams Family cousin
64 Corn serving
65 Cunning
Kansan Classifieds
familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make a preferential discrimination.
Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis.
The Kansan will not knowingly accept any advertisement for housing that discriminates against any person on sons based on race, sex, age, color, creed, religion or disability. Further, the Kansan will not knowingly accept
Classifieds Policy
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Announcements
$450 Group Fundraiser
Scheduling Bonus
Announcements
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Entertainment
Wakarusa Music/Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS. Tickets on sale Friday. Feb. 11, at www.wakarusa.com
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Help Wanted
Employment
University of Kansas regulation or law.
All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to a 1968 make it illegal to advertise 'any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap.
Amateur Female Models 18-23 wanted for fashion and glamour photography-Nudity required. Cash paid + incentives.
785-856-0780
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Freelance Model  Scouts wanted
Send us models and get paid.
BAR TENDING!
advertising that is in violation of university Kansas regulation or law
$300/day potential. No experience nec
Training Provided 800-955-6526 ext.108
BEST SUMMER EVER! CAMP
BEST SUMMER EVERI CAMP STARLIGHT, a co-ed residential camp located 2 1/2 hours from NYC seeks general counselors and specialists to expel students. Visit us at our staff from all over the world and enjoy the perfect balance of work and FUN! WE
WILL BE ON YOUR CAMPUS
March 30. For more information:
WWW.CAMPSTARLIGHT.COM
727-852-4187
877-875-3971 or info@campstarlight.com
Camp Counselors - Gain valuable experience while having the summer of a lifetime! Counselors needed for all activities online at www.pineforestcamp.com
CAMP COUNSELORS wanted for private Michigan boys/girls summer overnight camp. Teach swimming, canoeing, skiing, sailing, sports, computers, tennis, archery, riding, crafts, climbing, wind surfing and more! Office, maintenance jobs too. Salary $17.50 on up plus room/board. Find out more about our camps and apply online at www.greenwoodscamps.com, or call 888-459-2492.
College Pro is now hiring hard-working students for leadership positions this summer. Work outside, earn great cash, and gain skills in leadership, problem solving, customer service and goal setting.
Bonus program & advancement opportunities available! 888-277-7962 www.lamcollegepro.com
Front desk help needed for shirts 7am to 3 pm & 3pm to 11 pm. involves weekends. Flexible schedule. Please apply in person at Hampton inn.
*help wanted for custom harvesting. Combine operators and truck drivers. Guaranteed pay, good summer wages. Call 970-483-7489 evenings.
Part time position at children's museum in Shawnee, KS. Weekday & weekends hrs avail immediately. Call 913-268-4176.
Part-time help in busy doctors office. Call 749-0130
Now taking applications for parttime yard work. Hours flexible, $10/hr. 841-6180.
Help Wanted
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Experienced babySitter/parent's helper.
We are looking for an energetic, fun,
responsible person with lots of initiative to
help busy parents with two active girls,
ages 11 and 13. Work includes helping
parents with driving children to and from
school and other activities, meal preparation,
laundry, and supervising play, homework,
and chores. Occasional evenings and
weekends.Some extended overnight
stays and out of town family trips. Must be
able to cook, have own car, and be available
weekday afternoons beginning at 3
pm, and during school vacations. Excellent
payment for qualified person.
Please call 855-2331.
GET PAID FOR YOUR OPINIONS!
Earn $15-$125 and more per survey!
moneyforsurswers.com
HIRING ALL POSITIONS, Ironhorse Golfclub. South Johnson County.913-685-4653 ext 8. christies@leawood.org.
Lawrence Country Club is now accepting applications for lifeguards. Apply at 400 Country Club Terrace.
PART-TIME HELP WANTED: 8-15
HOURS a week-Saturdays, Summer, &
Fall. Availability Required. Apply in person
at The Mail Box at 3115 W. 6th St. Ste C.
490-3494
PilgrimPage, a local agency, is seeking a part-time employee for photo editing/ data entry. Approximately 20 hours per week. Flexible schedule but must be available during business hours. Apply at: www.pilgrimpage.com/jobs.htm.
Summer Work
Are you feeling over qualified and under paid? Get paid what you’re worth. Make $8,400 for the summer. Must be willing to travel. Call 402-3495-9459 or
Brookcreek Learning Center
Teaching assistant needed for morning hrs-week. For our early intervention program, assist with 15 students with 6 months or more experience in infant and toddler classrooms. Apply at 200 Mount Hope Court. 785-865-0223
Teaching Assistant
Volunteers wanted for *Wakarusa* Music/
Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS, June
17-19. Apply online at www.wakarusa.com
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Merchandise
Computers
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need a New PC or Laptop? Bad Credit?
No credit? No Problem! All we need is
a valid checking account and a current utility
bill. Don't Delay - Call Today
366-352-1735. FreshStartPCs.
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Auto Sales
5001 Police Impound! Hondas, Chevys,
Toyota, etc. From $5001
Cars/ trukus/SUVs/Jeeps.
For listings 800-366-0124 x 4565
161 TVs, computers, etc.
Police Seized! From $10! For info
800-366-0307 xM769
Miscellaneous
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Kansan Classifieds
classifieds@kansan.com
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Miscellaneous
You know her as the lady
You know her as the lazy whose novel fueled our nation's war. But she became a successful grower—whose oranges were coveted even more! She and her sister, Catherine sought "Water-as-Cure" for pain. This *hydropathy* probably helped, when brotherly scandal caused them shame.
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Past Paper Treasures
Lawrence Antique Mall
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Real Estate
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Apartments for Rent
Affordable College Rates!
1, 2. & 3 BR apts. & town homes
New Leasing for Summer & Fall
walk-in closets, patio/balcony swimming
pool, KU bus route
Visit www.holiday-apts.com
Or call 785-843-1001 to view
3 floor plans starting at $510
Taking deposits now.
Sunrise Place 841-8400
9th & Michigan
Avail Aug. Cozy 2 BR Apt in a renovated older house, wood floor, DW, W/D hookups, off street parking, walk to downtown and KU, no dogs $59 call Jim and Lols at 841-1074.
Avail Hall, Large 2 BR Apt. in renovated older house A10th and Kentucky, wood floors, separate study, DW, WD hookups, off street parking, no dogs $725 call Jim and Lois 841-1074
Avail June. Large 2 BR Apt. in renovated older circle circa 1900's house on the 1300 block of Vermont. Wood floors, DW, an extra room to make a study or office, brand new furnace, stainless steel sink, sliding mirror doors, bathroom is tiny with stall shower, no dogs $725 call Jim and Lilie at 841-1074
3 BR, duplier 2 BA, 1 car garage, 2 YR, old WD, hookup no, pets and no smoking. Aug 1. 804 New Jersey $900/mo.
550-4148
Currently Leasing For Summer and Fall!
A Low Deposit Will
Hold You An Apartment For
Summer or Fall!
9A3, 2401 W. 25th St.
842-1455
Avail, Aug. Studio 1 BR Apts, in renovated older houses. All walking distance to KU and downtown. Wood floors, some with dishwashers, each is unique, no dogs. From $399 to $479 call Jim and Lois at 841-1074
Now Leasing
15th and Kasold
749-4226
orchardcomens@mastercraftcorp.com
ORCHARD CORNERS
Dorms, Studios, 1, 2, 3 & 4 Bedroom Free furnishing available
Dorms, Studios, 1, 2, 3 & 4 Bed
Free furnishing available
On KU Bus Routes
On-site Laundry
On-site Managers
24hr. Emergency Maintenance
Washer/Dryers
Swimming Pool
Pets Allowed
LOOKING FOR A JOB
Show Units Open daily
No appointments needed.
Office Hours Mon-Fri 9am-5pm
Sat. 10am-4pm
THAT PAYS?
Permanent Job, Flexible Hours, Up to $8.75 an Hour
Benefits:
Medical and Dental Insurance
6200. 00 Referral Bonus
Advancement Opportunities
Advancement Opportunities Context Discourse
Optical Discounts
Apply in person at:
1 Riverfront Plaza Suite 101
Paid Training
785-830-3000
APPINITAS
One Company. One Benefit. One Buyer.
Overtime Opportunities
Gated 1,2 & 3 BRs
PARKWAY COMMONS
Huge Bedrooms & Closets
Full size W/D
Full size W/D Pool, Hot Tub, Fitness Center
Free DVDs & Breakfast
All Inclusive Packages Available
3601 Clinton Parkway
842-3280