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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
FRIDAY, MARCH 18, 2005
ENTERTAINMENT
PENGUINS
SQUIRREL
Doug Lang/KANSAN
▼ FRIEND OR FAUX?
HOROSCOPES
Today's Birthday
- Today's Birthday!
True love is able to find you this year,
perhaps a familiar package. With
that in your arsenal, you really don't
need much of anything else.
- Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 6.
Don't try to fix the problems you're facing at home by yourself. That's never going to work. Get help from everybody involved. It's your only chance.
- Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 7.
If you keep your nose to the grind-stone, by later today you'll be ready to frolic. And even better yet, you'll have both the time and the money. That's just the way you like it.
- Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 5.
If you have handled the situation wisely over the last few days, great wealth can be your today and tomorrow. If not, well, it's proportionate.
+ Canon (June 22 - July 22) Today is a 7.
At last, the path ahead is clear. Your
success seems assured. All you have to do is go from here to there, but watch out for bumps.
- Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 5.
Stand back and let the others argue.
Let yourself be educated. By the time
you make your decision, the answer
will be obvious.
- Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is an 8.
A rather hectic couple of days will ease into a celebration. Make a date to get together with friends in a place where you can let off steam.
- ◆ Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 6.
Production has trouble keeping up with sales, as previously warned. Don't let shortages take the client by surprise. Call and tell the truth.
- Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a
9. Look at your life from a different
perspective, and you'll be able to see
the wonderful things you have
accomplished. Just see how far
you've come.
+ Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 5. An item you thought was out of reach may be affordable now. The trick is to get someone else, like a bank, to go into the deal with you. Get the best rate you can find.
- Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is an
8. You're getting smarter, and you realize
you don't have to go it alone. Use
what you've recently learned to help
you choose a perfect assistant.
- Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 6. You might choose to go back to work to find some peace and quiet. It's not a bad scheme, since the money you can earn looks pretty generous now.
+ Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is an 8. A recent conflict is forgotten, well almost, anyway. Let it go and sooner or later the others will do the same.
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Ball catcher
5 French clerics
10 Large, roomy boats
14 Farm plot
15 Chili con __
16 Cry
17 Work against
19 "The King and I" governess
20 Scornful look
21 Cruise accommodation
23 Diplomacy
25 Hoover Dam's lake
26 Kite backdrop
29 Burger King offering
31 Request
34 See-ya later!
36 Woodworker's machine
38 Excessive anger
39 Highland dance
42 Blueprint
43 Defendant's story
45 Isolated
47 Mas' men
48 Add sugar to
51 Bering or Ross
51 Linseed oil source
53 Pot starter
55 Pick-me-up
59 Special occasion
63 Saintly glow
64 Scorseese film
66 Spring ball
67 Famous fair lady
68 Scrabble piece
69 Encyclopedia volume
70 Impede
71 Comrade
DOWN
1 Apple PCs
2 Religious figure
3 Factual
4 Doctrine
5 Top pitcher
6 Saloon seat
7 Unruly child
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03/18/05
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8 Pitch tents
9 Drawing-room couch
10 Blue ribbon, e.g.
11 City near Lake Tahoe
12 Casino game
13 Unwanted email
18 Drag a net
22 Scruggs or Weaver
24 Culinary honcho
26 Wristwatch part
27 Eucalyptus eater
28 Berra and Bear
30 Balanced state
31 Map book
32 Parcel out
33 Somalia neighbor
35 Society newbie
37 Suitable
40 Attest to
41 Highland valley
44 __ of Man
46 Bury
Solutions to yesterday's puzzle
49 Squandered
50 Release breath
52 Set up
54 Madonna film
55 Captivated
56 Continental
breakfast tip
57 "___ Here to
Eternity"
58 Stage departure
59 Wicked
60 Jodie Foster film
61 Three-spot
62 -es-Salaam
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