8B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN SPORTS THURSDAY, MARCH 17. 2005 Editor's Note Ahhh – spring break. Sweeter words were never spoken. Relaxing by the beach, hanging out in a hotel room with your friends, tropical evenings surrounded by wildly attractive, half-naked people, or at least that's the way I picture everyone else's spring breaks. So far mine have been spent picking up extra work shifts for vacationing co-workers. It makes it really fun to hear classmates recounting tales of steamy nights with cold drinks when all I have to share is the week's inventory reports. This year, however, I'm going to New York with my mom. We probably won't have sun or sand, but we will be able to spend some much needed time together in a fabulous city. The trip won't be entirely pleasure; I'll be doing interviews to try to eke out a spot in the workforce for when I graduate in May. And my mom doesn't know yet, but we're staying at a one-star hotel that's practically in Harlem. At least I won't be working there. Inside But for those of you who won't be leaving Lawrence, or spending all of your time covering others' shirts, check out "Stuck in the Middle" on page 17 for advice on having an exciting vacation without going out of the area. If you're traveling by car, look for "Hit the Road, Jack" on page six and get your vehicle up to par. And for car-time munchies that won't make you sick, flip to page four's "Greaseless Grab & Go." No matter where you're going, if you're going to be in close quarters with friends for the week, you'll need a plan to survive. So make sure to read "When Tension Mounts" on page six. mhuber@kansan.com And if my mom and I survive our vacation in the cheap hotel in an unfamiliar neighborhood, I too will have some stories to tell. I hope it will be that I got a job. 3 Weekly choice 6 Contact How to cope with friends in close-quarters 8 Bite Good-for-you travel food 10 Notice MTV's new campus channel & storm chasers 13 Bitch + Moan When hot sex on the beach leaves you itching 14 Feature Use your computer to find a date 17 Manual Don't be left stranded on the roadside & an ironing how-to 20 Venue Not going anywhere for break? Don't give up on fun 22 Movies, Music, Games The Jacket, The Golden Republic, Megaman X8 27 Speak When your life is volleyball, what happens after the last game? The Jayplayers// EDITOR AQUA GUEN REE Misty Huber ASSOCIATE EDITOR NATALIE TALUMS Liz Bieg CLERK GETS ABOUND TOWN CLERK GETS AROUND TOWN Meredith Desmond DESIGNERS MAKE PRETTY PAGES Emily Homer Joshua Kendall BITE ALWAYS HAS THE MEMORISED Bifla Trumpa Maha Masud Ania Winikka CONTACT WILL HELP YOU WITH YOUR PROBLEMS Ashley Doyle Samara Nazin Ashey Shipps MANUAL ACTIVATELY USED Donovan Alkinson Leigh Ann Foskey Lynn Hamilton NOTICE TAKES NOTE OF IT Robert Perkins Paige Worthy VENUE HAS THE BOOSE AND THE HEAT Chris Brown Mandy Hendrix Ashley Michaels COPY EDITOR POST PUNK BOCKER Nikola Rowe CREATIVE CONSULTANT KNOWS A LOT Carol Holstead Cover photo illustration: Kit Leffler SPEAK UP JUST SEND AN E-MAIL TO jaypaye@kansan.com or indicate [1st initial+last name]@kansan.com) or write to Jayplay The University Dalyan Kansan 111 Stauffer-Fint Hall 1435 Jayhawk Blvd. Lawrence, KS 86045