6B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16, 2005 Seth Bundy/KANSAN DAMAGED CIRCUS Greg Griesenauer/KANSAN STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY HOROSCOPES - today's Birthday. There's a treasure close to home, all you have to do is find it. And this year, you could change how you feel about yourself. You're strengthened by disagreements; don't forget them. ❖ Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 6. Don't believe others you hear just because others do. Education is knowing how to make up your own mind. Maintain objectivity. + Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 6. The work looks like fun and the money's good, so what's to worry about? Perhaps the fact that you can't take time for a leisurely lunch with friends. Later, do that. + Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 7. Logic may not work all that well with an emotional type. Tug on his or her heartstrings instead with a story that makes you look good. Humor works, too. - Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 6. You'll find all out kinds of interesting things over the next couple of days. Gather up the information you can, and keep what you know to yourself. - Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 6. Friends are full of lovely schemes and lots of reasons why. Conditions are still not particularly good for taking risks, however. Wait. *Virgo* (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 6. You could do quite well financially in the next couple of days. Sell the idea even if you don't have the product yet ◆ Libra (Sept. 23-Cot. 22) Today is an 8. You're very good with words today and tomorrow, but take care. Don't make promises you can't keep. You can bet somebody will hold you to them. - Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is an 8. You're a source of stability for a loved one who's insecure. Reinforce the rules and the faith that give you both comfort and guidance. + Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.) Today is a 6. The trouble with taking on a partner is all the arguments. When you let others get involved, they always have opinions. Some, however, are good ones. Chill. *Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 7. A person who has a lot on her mind, and is lousy at making decisions, could use a little more help from you. Make sure you get paid well for it. < Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an L. Love seems abundant but financial discussions could get rather heated. You'll find out whether this person loves you for yourself or your stuff, that's for sure. - Picos (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 6. Things are rather disrupted at home. Don't worry about the mess. Something else is more important now. You can clean up the house later. Crossword ACROSS 1 Cicatrix 5 9th month 9 Portents 14 Cup on a green 15 Nimbus 16 Academy in Annapolis 17 Inning sixths 18 Greek god of war 19 Create text 20 Sermonizer 22 Beset 24 Flashing lights 26 Notable time 27 Said again 30 Small indefinite amount 33 Beatles album, “___ Road” 3Mild, yellow cheese 37 Mongolian desert 38 Boscs and Bartletts 39 Take in food 40 Terrific! 41 Utters 42 Margin 43 Brandish 44 UFO crew 45 Put among 47 Unmatched 48 Picks out 52 Car interior features 57 Drawing power 58 Dutch cheese 59 Sorry 'bout that 61 Press 62 Ford's folly 63 Burn ointment 64 New Jersey cagers 65 Prophets 66 Accomplishes 67 Latin being DOWN 1 Chases away 2 Woo 3 Bridal path terminus 4 Antique menders 5 Divvies up 6 Hearing organ 7 Appeal 8 Discard 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | | | | | 15 | | | | 16 | | | | 17 | | | | 18 | | | | 19 | | | | 20 | | | | 21 | | 22 | | 23 | | | | 24 | | | | | 25 | | 26 | | | | | | | | | 27 | | | 28 | 29 | | | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 34 35 | | | | | 36 | | | | 37 | | | 38 | | | | | 39 | | | 40 | | | 41 | | | | 42 | | | 43 | | | | 44 | | | 45 | | | 46 | | | | | | | | 47 | | | 48 | | | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 53 54 | | | | 55 56 | 57 | | | | | 58 | | | | 59 60 | 61 | | | 62 | | | | 63 | 64 | | 65 | | | | 66 | 67 | | | | $ \textcircled{c} $ 2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 9 Forth 10 "West Side Story" tune 11 Villainous 12 Son on "Six Feet Under" 13 Child's coaster 12 Follows orders 13 Appear 14 Proud mounts 12 Proverb 12 Spuds 12 Ninny 13 First murder victim 13 Charlie Parker's nickname 13 Area of a basilic 13 Kerouac's generation 13 Some horses 13 Rule of thumb 14 Jim-dandy 14 Extremes 14 Concepts of perfection 14 Pokes fun at 14 Sequence 03/16/05 Solutions to yesterday's puzzle E A S E S O D S P L A T O B L O C C H A T R I L E D B E T H I O T A I N A N E E E R A A I L M E N T S O M E L E T S N E R O P A L O M I N O T O U P E E I R O N C A N S S T A L L N I P C A P T U R E W A D E N E M Y S A G A A N T E D E S A L T P A R O L E E S L I E S R E A L E S T I M P A N E L S B S A S O L I D A N T I Y A N K L O U S E T A U T E R I E E D G E R E G G S D E N Y 49 Heals 50 Runs at an easy pace 51 Feel 52 Gets older 53 Traveled by car 54 Ponder 55 Tailless amphibian 56 Han or Napoleon 60 Author of "The Pit and the Pendulum" Kansan Classifieds The Kansan will not, knowingly accept any advertisement for housing or employment that discriminates against any person or group of persons based on race, gender, sexual orientation, nationality or disability. Further, the Kansan will not, knowingly accept advertising 100 Announcements Announcements $450 Group Fundraiser Scheduling Bonus 4 hours of your group's time Plus our free (yes, free) fundraising solutions EQUALS $1,000-$2,000 in earnings for your group. Call TODAY FOR a $450 bonus when you schedule your non-sales fundraiser with CampusFundraiser. Contact CampusFundraiser. (888) 923-3238 or visit www.campusfundraiser.com $450 Group Fundraiser Scheduling Bonus 4 hours of your group's time PLUS our free (yes, free) fundraising solutions EQUALS $1,100-$2000 in earnings for your group. Call TODAY for a $450 bonus when you schedule your non-sales fundraiser with CampusFundraiser. Contact CampusFundraiser. (888) 923-3238, or visit www.campusfundraiser.com Classifieds Policy that is in violation of University of Kansas regulation or law. Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing issued in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Entertainment 130 Wakarusa Music/Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS. Tickets on sale Friday, Feb. 11, at www.wakarusa.com 200 205 Employment Help Wanted $GET PAID TO US Mystery 手札故事， immediately your local address, as seen on TV, Make $flexible hours, complete training, Internet access required. Call 888-829-8936 $GET PAID TO SHOPS$ BabySister needed for an infant. Between 4-20 hours per week, as avail. Background in child develop, preferred. Call 785-838-3617 for more information. BEST SUMMER EVER! CAMP Kansas regulation or law. It is challenging in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 which makes it illegal to advertise on race, color, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial STARLIGHT, a co-ed residential camp to 2/12 hours from NYC seeks general counselors and specialists to experience the summer of a lifetime. Join our staff from all over the world and enjoy the perfect balance of work and FUN! WE WILL BE ON YOUR CAMPUS 877-875-3971 or info@campstarlight.com Camp Counselor - Gain valuable experience while having the summer of a lifetime! Counselors needed for all activities apply online at www.pineforestcamp.com PART-TIME HELP WANTED: 8-15 HOURS a week-Saturdays, Summer, & Fall. Availability Required. Apply in person at The Mail Box at 3115 W. 6th St. Ste C. 749-4304 March 30. For more information: WWW.CAMPSTABLIGHT.COM Your best summer yet starts here! Over 100, dynamic, fun-loving, positive role models are needed to guide and challenge our campers at three girls' summer camps in Missouri. Competitive salary, meals and housing provided. Visit us at www.flaminghammailhorn.org or call (800) 728-8750, ext. 3050. Help Wanted 205 status or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination." Amatuef Female Models 18-23 wanted for fashion and glamour photography-No nudity required. Cash paid + incentives. 785-856-0780 Freelance Model Scouts wanted Send us models and get paid. Blue Sky Satellite, a sales and service provider for DishNetwork is needing P/T telemarketers to start lmdi. Spanish speakers helpful, but not necessary. $10/Hour, call Dave Edwards at 331-3444 Ext. 115. College Pro is now hiring hard-working students for leadership positions this summer. Work outside, earn great cash, and gain skills in leadership, problem solving, customer service and goal setting. Bonus program & advancement opportunities available! 888-277-7962 www.iamcollegepro.com Experienced baby/sister/parent's helper. We are looking for an energetic, fun, responsible person with lots of initiative to help busy parents with two active girls, ages 11 and 13. Work includes helping parents with driving children to and from school and other activities, meal preparation, laundry, and supervising play, homework, and chores. Occasional evenings and weekends.Some extended overnight stays and out of town family trips. Must be able to cook, have own car, and be available weekly afternoons beginning at 3 pm, and during school vacations. Excellent pay for qualified person. Please call 865-2331. and see what a difference just one summer can make in the life of a child...and yours! Part time position at children's museum in Shawnee, KS. Weekday & weekend hrs avail immediately. Call 913-268-4176. P/T help wanted Prairie Highlands Golf Course, hourly + life, food & beverage position. Must be 21+, 913-856-7235 ext. 4 JOIN OUR TEAM... SUMMER GAMPS AMERICA'S PREMIERE BAR TENDING! AMERICA'S PREMIERE TRADITIONAL SUMMER CAMPS LOCATED IN MINNESOTA'S GREAT NORTHWOODS LAKE COUNTRY $300/day potential. No experience neces. Training Provided. 800-955-6520 ext.108 CAMP LINCOLN CAMP LAKE HUBERT PLAY SPORTS! HAVE FUN! SAVE MONEY! Sports camp in Maine. Coaches needed: Tennis, Basketball, Baseball, Water-sports, Ropes Course, Golf, Archery, and more. Work Outdoors and Have a Great Summer! Call Free: (888) 844-8008 or Apply: www.camoodar.com. Front desk help needed for shifts 7am to 3 p.m & 3pm to 11 pm. Involves weekends. Flexible schedule. Please apply in person at Hampton Inn. POSITIONS AVAILABLE FROM MAY TO AUGUST Now hiring full-time and part-time house painters. Must have professional experience or artistic skills. Call 786-9900 Now hiring for positions in our nursery & preschool room. Every Thursday morning. Pay is $6.50-$7 per hr. Call Mandy at 843-2005 extension 201 to schedule an interview. *deal art studio. PT painter gallery. 749-3109 Art background necessary. 749-3109 Lead substitute teacher needed. Full-time Mon-Fri. Start as soon as April or as late as June. Call for qualifications. Children's Learning. Center 205 N. Michigan 841-2185 EOE HIRING ALL POSITIONS, Ironhorse Golf club, South Johnson County 913-685-4653 ext 8, christmas@leawood.org GET PAID FOR YOUR OPINIONS! Earn $15-$125 and more per survey! moneyforsurveys.com COMPETITIVE SALARY PLUS INTERNSHIP $CREDIT AVAILABLE 800-242-1909 Nalismith Hall is now taking applications for residential assistant positions for 2005-2006 school year and possibly summa- terial position. Applications should be submitted at Nalismith Hall, 1800 Nalismith Dr. staff@lincoln-lakehubert.com apply online at www.lincoln-lakehubert.com @lincoln-lakehuberty.com NOW HIRING... INSTRUCTORS FOR... general counselors health aides photographers videographers support staff CAMP LINCOLN FOR BOYS CAMP LAKE HUBERT FOR GIRLS INSTRUCTORS FOR... archery riffler trapshooting mountain biking backpacking fishing windsurfing sailing canoeing lacrosse tennis golf horseback riding ropes course rock wall climbing ecology more info 205 Help Wanted PT. Weekend Day Cook, Have experience or will训, Call Sandy at 841-6845. The Kansas Bikini Team talent search is underway. If you've been told you look great in a bikini you may have what it takes to represent our team and sponsors at promotional appearances and on our website. You can also earn worth $800, royalties paid on sold merchandise, great modeling exposure. Apply at www.kansasbikiniteam.com. 31 Volunteers wanted for Wakarusa Music/ Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS, June 17-19. Apply online at www.wakarusa.com feel 100% Italian (even if your not) Don't have to be Italian to work at Olive Garden, but once you smell the garlic, taste the wine and experience our Hospitaliano," you'll feel if you are. When you work at Olive Garden, you are really joining our extended Italian family, where food, family and fun come together to create an authentic Italian experience. We call our Hospitaliano," we mean "wining everyone at a family and friends." Now Hiring Servers, Host/Hostess, Wine Hosts and Bussers And like a family, we want you to be happy and successful in your career. That's why we offer flexible schedule, training programs, medical/dental insurance, 401(k) savings plan and management career advance opportunities. Come see the difference at 15900 West 119th St. Olathe, KS 66026 Olive Garden Kim you you're how you are family www.olivegarden.com FOR M/D/V For part-time package handlers at FedEx Ground, it's like a paid workout. The work is demanding, but the rewards are big. Come join our team, get a weekly paycheck, tuition assistance and break a tuition with the nation's package-delivery leader. Requirements include: -Work five consecutive days/week -Ability to lift and carry 50-75 lbs. -Load, unload and sort packages -Work in hot and cold environments Benefits Include: -Scheduled tours every 30 days for first year -Excellent advancement opportunities -Tuition reimbursement -No Weekends -Equal Opportunity Employer Come apply in person at: 8000 Cole Parkway Shawnee, KS 66227 Call us at: 913-441-7569 or 913-441-7536 -Scheduled raises every 90 days for the first year Shifts include: DAY 2-6 p.m., TWI 6:30-10:30 p.m. NIT 11 p.m.-3a.m., SUN 3:30-7:30 a.m. and Ploadel 1:30-7:30a.m. Directions: Take Hwy 10 to Hwy 7 North. Follow Hwy 7 to 83rd St and go west. Follow 83rd St. and make a right on Cole Pkw 300 Merchandise 305 For Sale MIRACLE VIDEO WINTER SALE All adult movies $12.98 & Up 1900 Haskell 785-841-7504 classifieds@kansan.com ---