6A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT MONDAY, MARCH 14, 2005 ▼ FRIEND OR FAUX? ▼ SQUIRREL DAMAGED CIRCUS Wes Benson/KANSAN Greg Griesenauer/KANSAN ▼ HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday **Today's birthday** Practice makes perfect, as you well know, and it gets you to Carnegie Hall. It's also the route to the Grand O' Opry and the Academy Awards. Develop the right habits. - Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 5. Have you had your estate appraised lately? Indications are good something you have is worth more than you think it is. Check it out. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 9. Your status is climbing as others realize the extent of your talents. You don't like to draw attention, but accept the compliments. You've earned them. - Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 5. Do you know how to keep quiet? Don't talk too much, even to friends, unless it's your intention to ruin the surprise that somebody else has cooked up. ◆ Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is an R A person who sits as a rock as a rock has your best interests at heart. Rely on this person for counseling if you're feeling wobbly. + Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 5. You need to set up your savings so your money works for you. Do the research. This is not a good time to gamble. - Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22)Today is a 9. Don't take your partner's suggestions too seriously, but do listen. Otherwise, he or she could get into a snit and demand the less viable option. you can. Reasons won't matter - Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 5. It's OK to accept deferred payment for your products or services. Set up an account, but make sure you mention the interest fees for late payments. No need to take a loss. - Sorpoir (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 9. Some say you shouldn't let emotions rule your life. You shouldn't ignore your sense of reasoning, but this time, - Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 5. Fixing up your own place is a most rewarding endeavor. Besides getting exactly what you want, you'll save a ton of money. - + Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is an 8. Sure, there are closets yet to be cleaned out, and secrets as yet untold. Some of that for after you get to know each other better. As for now, enjoy. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 5 it's OK to buy things that will last, in fact it's a good idea. You like modern styles, but a few classics are a wise investment. + Pieces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is an 8. The bond you share with your siblings makes you strong. Let them know how much you appreciate what they've done for you. It's a gift that keeps on giving. Crossword ACROSS 1 Saloon 4 Ring of time 9 Brazilian dance 14 Exist 15 Shown on TV 16 Pioneer's path 17 Lamb's father 18 Written copies 20 Slip by, as time 22 Duped 23 Fish eggs 24 Bacon or Lamb paper 27 Lie a little 30 Bonds or Dave 32 Performs 33 Speed contest 34 Select few 35 Like red meat? 36 Mr. Knievel 37 Culture medium 38 Writer Peters 39 Equine kid 40 Garment for Nero 41 Conked out 42 On-ramp sign 43 "South Park" co- creator Parker 44 Kelly or Autry 45 Zodiac ram 46 OK 47 Performs an electrician's job 48 Holiday in Hand 49 Marsh or West 50 Saturates 53 Question formally 54 Drunkard 60 Shoulder wrap 61 Impede 62 Crude mineral 63 Immunization series 64 Oceanic abyses 65 Fresh from the factory DOWN 1 Expose 2 Large inland sea 3 Second weddings 4 Atwood novel 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 | | | 15 | | | | | 16 | | | | 17 | | | 18 | | | | | 19 | | | | 20 | | | 21 | | | | | 22 | | | | |---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---| | | | 23 | | | | 24 | 25 | 26 | | | 27 | 28 | 29 | | 30 | 31 | | | | 32 | | | | | 33 | | | | | 34 | | | | | 35 | | | | | 36 | | | | | 37 | | | | 38 | | | | | 39 | | | | | 40 | | | | 41 | | | | 42 | | | | | | 43 | | | | 44 | | | | 45 | | | | | | 46 | | | 47 | | | | | 48 | | | | | | | 49 | | | | 50 | | | | | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | | 53 | 54 | 55 | | | 56 | 57 | 58 | | 59 | | | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | | 60 | | | | | 61 | | | | 62 | | | 63 | | | | | 64 | | | | 65 | | | 03/14/05 $ \textcircled{c} $ 2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. 5 Add to staff 6 Pers. pension 7 Fellows 8 Harris and Begley 9 Wander away 10 Really dry 11 Chart 12 Bridle part 13 Capone and Pacino 19 Pursues 21 Act as 24 Before 25 Kind of triangle 26 Long steps 27 Hometown hero 28 Long, cold period 29 Ball lasses 30 Warren of "Shampoo" 31 Tipper's mate 33 Ring official 38 More tense 42 Makes a difference Solutions to Friday's puzzle 47 Stocked goods 49 Thaw 50 Stairway segment 51 Tiny skin opening 52 Mulligan's dish 53 NASA's orbiting outpost 54 Final degree 55 As well 56 Strange 57 Turn to the right! 58 Goddess of folly WE LOVE OUR KANSAN. Kansan Classifieds handicap, familial status or national origin, or an intention, to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination." KANSAN CLASSIFIEDS: 864-4358 Classifieds Policy The Kanas will not knowingly accept any advertisement for housing employment that discriminates against sons on race, sex, age, color, religion or nationality. Further, the Kanas will not knowingly accept Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and housing advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. advertising that is in violation of University of Kansas regulation or law. The newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 which makes it illegal to advertise on its website, discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex. 100 Announcements Announcements $450 Group Fundraiser Scheduling Bonus 130 4 hours of your group's time PLUS our free (yes, free) fundraising solutions EQUALS $1,100-$2000 in earnings for your group. Call TODAY for a $450 bonus when you schedule your non-sales fundraiser with CampusFundraiser. Contact CampusFundraiser. (888) 923-3238, or visit www.campusfundraiser.com Entertainment Wakarusa Music/Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS. 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Between 4-20 hours per week, as avail. Background in child develop, preferred. Call 785-838-3817 for more information. BAR TENDING! $300/day, potential. No experience nec. Training Provided: 800-955-655 ext.108 Help Wanted 205 BEST SUMMER EVER! CAMP Camp Counselors • Gain valuable experience while having the summer of a lifetime! Counselors needed for all activities online at www.pineforestcamp.com BEST SUMMER EVERY CAMP STARLIGHT, a co-ed residential camp located in the beautiful OYO seeker general counselors and are here to experience the summer of a lifetime. Join our staff from all over the world and enjoy the perfect balance of work and FUN! WE WILL BE ON YOUR CAMPUS WWW.CAMPSTARLIGHT.COM 877-785-3719 or info@campstarlight.com Blue Sky Satellite, a sales and service provider for DishNetwork is needing P/T telemarketers to start imd! Spanish speakers helpful, but not necessary. $10/Hour, call Dave Edwards at 313-3444 Ext. 115. College Pro is now hiring hard-working students for leadership positions this summer. Work outside, earn great cash, and gain skills in leadership, problem solving, customer service and goal setting. Bonus program & advancement opportunities available! 888-277-7962 www.lamcollegepro.com Experienced baby/sister/parent's helper. We are looking for an enterent, fun, responsible person with lots of initiative to help busy parents with two active girls, ages 11 and 13. Work includes helping parents with driving children to and from school, laundry, laundry and supervising play, homework, and chores. Occasional evenings and weekends.Some extended overnight stays and out of town family trips.Must be able to cook, have own car, and be available weekday afternoons beginning at 3 pm, and during school vacations. Excellent pay for qualified person. Front desk help needed for shirts 7am to 3 pm & 3pm to 11 pm. Involves weekends. Flexible schedule. Please apply in person at Hampton Inn. GET PAID FOR YOUR OPINIONS! Earn $15-$125 and more per survey! www.moneytoursurveys.com HIRING ALL POSITIONS, Ironhorse Golfclub. South Johnson County 913-685-4653 ext 8. christines@leawood.org Lead substitute teacher full-time Mon-Fri. Start as soon as April or as late as June. Call for qualifications. Children's School. 205 N. Michigan 841-2185 ECE Metal art study PT painter gallery attendant. Art background knowledge. 749-104. Mystery Shoppers Mystery Shopper Needed to work at local Establishments No Experience Required/Training Provided Multiple positions FT/PT Up to $19/Hour Call 1-800-724-2078 Naismith Hall is now taking applications for residential assistant positions for 2005-2006 school year and possibly summer. Please pick up applications at front desk at Naismith Hall. 1800 Naismith Dr. Now hiring for positions in our nursery & preschool room. Every Thursday morning. Pay is $6.50-87 per hr. Call Mandy at (212) 345-2011 extension 201 to schedule an inform@iwnw.com PT Weekend Day Cook. Have experience or will train. Call Sandy at 841-6845. Now hiring full-time and part-time house painters. Must have professional experience or artistic skills. Call 768-9900 205 Help Wanted P/T help wanted Prairie Highlands Golf Course, hourly + tips, food & beverage position. Must be 21+, 913-856-7235 ext. 4 PLAY SPORTS! HAVE FUN! SAVE MONEY! Sports camp in Maine. Coaches needed: Tennis, Basketball, Baseball, Water-sports, Ropes Course, Golf, Archery, and more. Work Outdoors and Have a Great Summer! Call Free: (888) 844-8008 or Apply: www.campedar.com PT help for residential cleanings. Transportation necessary. Flexible hours. Call 842-6204 Volunteers wanted for *Wakarusa* Music- Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS, June 17-19. Apply online at www.wakarusa.com SUMMER CAMP STAFF coloradomountainranch.com 1-800-267-9573 Your best summer yet starts here! Over 100 dynamic, fun-loving, positive role models are needed to guide and challenge our campers at three girls' summer camps in Missouri. Competitive salary, meals and housing provided. Visit us at www.flamingarsmarmallow.org or call (600) 728-8750; ext. 3050. FedEx Ground For part-time package handlers at FedEx Ground, it s like a paid work out. The work is demanding, but the rewards are big. Come join our team, get a weekly paycheck, tution assistance and break a sweat with the nation's package-delivery leader. Requirements include: years of age -Work five consecutive days/week -Ability to lift and carry 50-75 lbs. -Load, unload and sort packages -Work in hot and cold environments Benefits Include: Scheduled raises every 90 days for the first year -Excellent advancement opportunities -Tuition reimbursement -No Weekends -Equal Opportunity Employer Come apply in person at: 8000 Cole Parkway Shawnee, KS 66227 Call us at: 913-441-7569 or 913-441-7536 Shifts include: DAY 2-6 p.m., TWI 6:30-10:30 p.m. NIT 11 p.m.-3a.m., SUN 3:30-7:30 a.m and NIFel 1:30-7:30 a.m. 1 Directions: Take Hwy10 to Hwy 7 North. Follow Hwy 7 to 83rd St and go west. Follow 83rd St. and make a right on Cole Kwa 9 --- 1