6B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, MARCH 9, 2005 ENTERTAINMENT STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY DAMAGED CIRCUS THE FAMILY MONSTER Monster shows the gentler side of the world's scary predators. Today's Birthday. You're pretty good at fixing things this year, for a couple of reasons. You have the patience to plan ahead, and you're also uncommonly lucky. Even crazy ideas could work. + Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 6. You're a warrior, but that doesn't mean you don't have a spiritual side. You qualify as a miracle worker, especially right about now. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is an 8. There's more than money to put away to make your old age secure. You also should invest in gifts of love to gain your friends' good will. This part is real fun. HOROSCOPES - Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 6. You may not have wanted to take on more responsibility, but the opportunity is there. The money's not abundant yet, but it's steady. Talk it over with your partner before deciding. He or she will have less of your time. - Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is an 8. An unexpected development messes up your schedule. Don't fly into a tizy fit. Take the time to do it right and you'll save more time later. Leo July 23-Aug. 22] Today is a 4. Conditions are good for devising methods to greater increase your wealth. Do the homework, and follow through. Thinking about it counts, too. + Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 6. A very sensitive and imaginative person wants your attention now. Give it freely. This request is not made very often. Besides, with your encouragement, miracles could happen. + Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is a 5. Immerse yourself as deeply as possible in a creative project. You don't have to know how to finish it when you start. The Muses will assist you. solutions to problems you didn't even know you had, and it will be fun. - Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 10. Staying home with loved ones your best option tonight. You'll find + Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 5. The money's pouring into your pockets. Did you hit the jackpot? If you did, it was by working a system you devised all by yourself. Work's involved in this bonanza. - Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is an 8. You'll become more curious the more you get into the subject. You may never master it, but that doesn't even matter. The joy is in the doing. - + Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 5. Home and family definitely take priority now. Try not to let them get on your nerves; offer innovations. Make positive changes. - Pieces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is an 8. You're very powerful now, and yet, you'll encounter another test. For this one, it's going to really help if you have faith in yourself. Hold your ground. 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The newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 which requires the issuance of a license, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex. 100 Announcements 120 Announcements $450 Group Fundraiser Scheduling Bonus 4 hours of your group's time PLUS our free (yes, free) fundraising solutions EQUALS $1,100-DOAR in earnings for your group. Call TODAY for a $450 bonus when you schedule your non-sales fundraiser with CampusFundraiser. Contact CampusFundraiser. (888) 923-3238, or visit www.campusfundraiser.com 200 Employment 205 Help Wanted Amateur Female Models 18-23 wanted for fashion and glamour photography-No nudity required. Cash paid + incentives. 785-856-0780 Freelance Model Scouts wanted. Send us models and get paid. Are you passionate about the outdoors and people? Then you could be just the ones we're looking for Sunflower Outdoor & Bike Shop is looking for either full or part-time people to help folks outdoors. Prior retail experience a plus but not a requirement. Apply in person at 804 Massachusetts St, Downtown Lawrence. Metal arts studio PT painter gallery attendance. Art background necessary. 749-3109 For part-time package handlers at FedEx Ground, it s like a paid workout. The work is demanding, but the rewards are big. Come join our team, get a weekly paycheck, tuition assistance and break a sweat with the nation's package-delivery leader. -Work five consecutive days/week -Ability to lift and carry 50-75 lbs. -Load, unload and sort packages -Work in hot and cold environments Requirements include: t years of age Benefits Include: Scheduled raises every 90 days for the first year -Excellent advancement opportunities -Tuition reimbursement -No Weekends -Equal Opportunity Employer Come apply in person at: 8000 Cole Parkway Shawnee, KS 66227 Call us at: 913-441-7569 or 913-441-7536 Shifts include: DAY 2-6 p.m., TWI 6:30-10:30 p.m. NIT 11 p.m.-3a.m., SUN 3:30-7:30 a.m and Preload 1:30-7:30 a.m. Directions: Take Hwy10 to Hwy 7 North. Follow Hwy 7 to 83rd St and go west. Follow 83rd St. and make a right on Cole Pkwy 205 Help Wanted BAR TENDING! $300/day potential. No experience nec. Training Provided: 800-955-6520 ext.108 BEST SUMMER EVER! 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Ask for Kane. 785-856-4512 Mystery Shoppers Mystery shopper's Needed to work at local Establishments No Experience Required/Training Provided Multiple positions FT/PT Up to $19/Hour Call 1-800-724-2078 Now hiring for positions in our nursery & preschool rcm. Every Thursday morning. Pay is $6.50-$7 per hr. Call Mandy at 843-2005 extension 102 to schedule an interview. 205 Help Wanted Part Time Work for Coffee Lovers Mochadoo's The Coffee Place, 6th Street HyVe west entrance. Experience preferred but not necessary. Great Pay, Fun Job. Apply in Person. PLAY SPORTS! HAVE FUN! SAVE MONEY! Sports camp in Maine. Coaches needed: Tennis, Basketball, Baseball, Water-sports, Ropes Course, Golf, Archery, and more. Work Outdoors and Have a Great Summer! Call Free: (888) 844-8080 or Apply: www.campedarea.com PT help for residential cleanings. Transportation necessary. Flexible hours. 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