8A THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN --- TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 2005 ENTERTAINMENT STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY ADVENTURES OF A FAKE BLONDE Antonia Blair/KANSAN THE FAMILY MONSTER HOROSCOPES - Today's Birthday Planning is required this year, and do all the paperwork, too. Meet the requirements and get the credentials and you'll naturally advance. - Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 7. You like to be the first in line, way ahead of the pack. You have to admit, however, you depend on your technicians. Show your appreciation. - Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 7. There's plenty of work now, but in-pocket you won't see much for a while. You're stashing away treasure for the future. Don't waste any time complaining. ◆ Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8. Wonderful things are happening. You're right in the middle of the excitement. In fact, you may be an instigator. Surprising? Hardly. + Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 6. You can afford you to take that trip you've been dreaming about? Can you afford to invite along a daring and bold companion? How about if you split the costs? Stranger things have happened. - Leo July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 6. Love seems to be unpredictable, but that doesn't have to be true. You can affect the outcome by giving your word, and then keeping it. + Vigo (Aug. 23-Sept. 20) Today is a 7. Lay out all the puzzle pieces and take your time putting them together. It's better to get the job done right than to have to do it over; or hire somebody to fix it. + Libra (Sept, 23-Oct, 22) Today is a 7 You're a dreamer, and you can sure fail for a good fantasy. The wonderful news is that you can also make dreams come true, sometimes. This one is worth the effort. + Seorcioma (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is an 8. Conditions are still good for finding bargains, especially in housewares. Check out the sales and the catalogs as well as your favorite boutiques. ✓ *Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 7. Conditions are good for updating technology and kitchen appliances. It's easier to understand the specs, so you get just what you'll use.* *Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan.19) Today is a 7. Finishing old tasks is profitable now. Dig through that stack of paperwork and mail in the coupons and rebates. Find the hidden treasures. - Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is a 7. Accepting an invitation proves to be quite interesting. If you don't get one by mid-morning, instigate the date yourself. ◆ Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 7. You're naturally a visionary, something of a prophet. You get a lot of your best material while you're sound asleep. Take notes. 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Or apply online at www.takajo.com or www.tripi placecamp.com 205 College Pro is now hiring hard-working students for leadership positions this summer. Work outside, earn great cash, and gain skills in leadership, problem solving, customer service and goal setting. Bonus program & advancement opportunities available 888-277-7962 www.lamcollepro.com Help Wanted DOOR TO DOOR SALES? Are you still reading? The Lawrence Journal-World has an opening for a part time D2D rep. The hours include afternoons, evenings and/or weekends. The ideal candidate will be organized, outgoing, teachable and self-motivated. Benefits include discounted cable and internet. Unlimited commission potential! ps -u please submit resume to: Lawrence Journal-World-Attn: Circulation Sales Manager 609 New Hampshire St. Lawrence, KS 60404. Or email resume to: mcoa@lawworld.com Call 832-7220 for more info. GET PAID FOR YOUR OPINIONS! Earn $15-$125 and more per survey! www.moneyforsurveys.com HIRING ALL POSITIONS. Ironhorse Golf club. South Johnson County 913-685-4653 ext. 8. christines@leawood.org Immanuel Lutheran childhood center is accepting applications for teachers aide. Experience with children required. Apply 2104 Bob Billings Parkway. Lead substitute teacher needed. Full-time Mon-Fri. Start as soon as April or as late as June. Call for qualifications. Children's Learning Center 205 N Michigan 841-2185 EOE MEADOWBROOK APARTMENTS MEADOWBROOK APARTMENTS P/T leasing agent. Weekends+ some onions through August. Apply in person 15th (B Billiplans) & Crestline Drive. Mortgage Company Wanting to ex-pand. Now hiring w/ or w/o exp Phone skills a plus. Ask for Kane. 785-856-4512. Mystery Shoppers Mystery Shoppers Needed to work at local Establishments No Experience Required/Training Provided Multiple positions FT/PT Up to $19/Hour Call 1-800-724-2078 Now hiring for positions in our nursery; preschool room. Every Thursday morning. Pay is $8.50-$1 per hr. Call Mandy at 843-2005 extension 102 to schedule an interview. Part Time Work for Coffee Lovers Moochadoo's The Coffee Place, 61Street HyVee west entrance. Experience preferred but not necessary. Great Pay, Fun Job, Apply in Person. Summer Work TACO BELL SHIFTS/CREW Beat the springbreak rush. Line up your summer job early before the good positions are announced. Call 421-438-9459 or ykuester@hotmail.com EOE Teachers assistant needed 12-6p.m. Mon-Fri. Apply at Children's Learning Center 205 N. Michigan (785) 841-2185 EOE new taking applications for shift leader and crew members, Insurance, vacation 401K. Apply in person. 1408 W 23rd St o 1220 W 12th St, Lawrence, KS 300 Merchandise Auto Sales 340 Cars from $8001 Honda, Chevy, Ford, Jeep/Toyota, etc. Police Impound & Taxa Repos) For listings 800-366-0124 ext. 4565. TU Moving to Hawaii, must sell. 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo V8, 4WD, excellent condition, leather seats, new engine, with warranty, quality stereo system, trailer hitch/ wiring, snowboard/ski rack, $5900 OBO, 841-9419 Avate dow floor hool sma Jim & 3 BR old. ing. 550 Edc 24tl Lar Up Cal 841 Miscellaneous 360 Av apt. Wit DW to $73 Digital Cameras, MP3 Players, TVs from $10. Police Seized! For info call 900-368-037 ext.m769. 2 Making Peace Attractive For those who want to express a more universal message AttractPeace $ ^{\mathrm {TM}} $ Magnets 785-267-6386 emerald@eefreelance.com www.eefreelance.com 400 Real Estate 1 BR, unfurnished. March 1 and June 1, wood floors, quiet, no pets, near KU and town. $380 + utilities (785) 843-4217 1, 2, 3 & 4 BR apts. & town homes New Leasing for Summer & Fall walk-in closets, patio/balcony swimming pool, KU bus route. Visit www.holiday-apts.com Or call 785-843-0011 to view Avail June. Small 2 BR 2nd floor apt. 13th & Vermont. Off-street parking, no dogs & near campus. 316-518-0800 or 841-1074 4 BR, 1.5 BA, 2 lg living rooms, W/D, AC, 1c block of campus, fenceed yard. 1728 W 19th Terr. $1300/mo. 913-888-4700. Avail Aug. Charming 1 BR apt in renovated older house. Wood floors, window A/C, DW, no dogs. Walk to KU and downtown. $469/mo. Call Jim & Lois 814-1074. Studio, 1-3 BR, 3-7 BR homes, Near KU, Central Air, laundry facilities. Pets extra. avail, now & August 1. Call 841-6254. ---