6B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ENTERTAINMENT THURSDAY, MARCH 3. 2005 PENGUINS STRIVING FOR MEDIOCRITY Doug Lang/KANSAN Cameron Monken/KANSAN LIZARDBOY Sam Hemphill/KANSAN HOROSCOPES Today's Birthday ◄ Today's birthday. Watch out for opportunities, and changes in your career. Find an environment where your suggestions are respected, even though not always followed. ➢ Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 7. Far distant places beckon, but don't go racing off yet. There's something you've already promised to do that has to be finished first. - Tuaro (April 20-May 20) Today is a 7. You can't be exactly sure now how much you have, or how much things will cost. As usual, if you're very careful, you'll get through with money left. + Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 6. A bit of a conflict develops, and you are practically on the sidelines. The outcome could affect you, though. Pay attention and get involved. Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 7. Yes, there is more work than you can possibly do in one day, it could interfere with an outing you've got planned. Lessen the stress, and postpone the trip. + Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is 5. Love's abundant today and tomorrow, but money is apt to be tight. Don't get into an argument, there's plenty where that came from. Money, that is. - Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is a 6. You can do a lot of the work around your place all by yourself. The first phase involves making a mess. You'll love it, once you get into it. *Libra (Sept. 23-Cot. 22) Today is a 7. During the coming day or two you'll make amazing discoveries. Of course, it's a good idea to be in the right place at the right time. That part is up to you. ★ Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is an 8. You're not much in the mood to work, but don't go shopping, either. The temptation to spend on stuff you don't need is way too great. Sort and file. + Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 7. You're full of energy now, but conditions are not all that good. The odds are high you'll say something that somebody else won't like, or the other way around. Take care. - Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 7. It would appear that somebody's on your case to move quickly. You may not have created the emergency, but to benefit, correct it. + Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today are a 7 Don't drag about what you're doing. You're liable to arouse jealousies or criticism, neither of which you want. It's wiser to keep your mouth shut about your success. **races** (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is an **an** *You're in a new territory now, so* *you'll run into new problems. You've* *been able to speak freely about what* *you're doing. That's not a good idea* *now. Mum's the word.* Crossword ACROSS 1 Will VIP 8 Playwright Shepard 11 Cleo's snake 14 __ oblongata 15 Tenth of MDX 16 __ Paulo 17 Closed with force 18 Saxophonist Sonny 20 Mixed bag 22 Aphrodite's boy 26 Suspended 27 Weaken 28 Post-season games 30 Way in, briefly 31 Mil. installation 32 Faith 34 Half a candy? 36 Make untidy 37 Woman of the church 40 Produced 43 Light brown 44 Walk with a sway 48 Perfect service 49 Letters that blast 51 St. __ Cardinals 52 Outlay 54 Emus' kin 56 Word before jerk or pop 57 Infectious disease treatments 60 Engagement stone 61 Zagreb's land 66 Had a bite 67 Grow old 68 Trash takers 69 Crooner Torme 70 Mayday! 71 Sets up blocks 03/03/05 $ \textcircled{2} $ 2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. All rights reserved. DOWN 1 "___ Pinafore" 2 Snakelike fish 3 McKinley's first lady 4 Mai tai ingredient 5 Roper of polls 6 itidarod rides 7 Leather seat 8 City near the Pocoos 9 __ for the ride 10 Temperate 11 Foolhardy 12 Bullock and Dee 13 Have 19 Allow to 21 Shade provider 22 Back flow 23 Caviar 24 Night hooter 25 Lose traction 25 I told you so! 33 Overweight 35 Fresh 36 Windows predecessor 38 Negative terminals 49 Actor Mineo 40 Paving material 41 Monkshood 42 19th-century French writer 45 Twosome 46 Put a __ on it! 47 NASA's ISS partner Solutions to yesterday's puzzle The Kansan will not, knowingly accept any advertisement for housing or employment that discriminates against persons with disabilities on race, sex, age, color, creed, religion, sexual orientation, gender identity. 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