4B THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN --- ENTERTAINMENT TUESDAY, MARCH 1. 2005 ADVENTURES OF A FAKE BLONDE CUPID PAUL Billy O'Keefe/KRT CAMPUS HOROSCOPES - Today's Birthday. You're imaginative, cuddly, and strangely powerful this year. You can find the right words easily, yet you know when to keep your mouth shut. Timing's your key to success. - Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 6. The pressure you're under regarding finances is not a terrible thing. It's forcing you to take care of details you've been avoiding for years. - ♦ Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is an 8. If you're looking for assistance, ask among your friends. You'll get either a helping hand, a good referral, or even both. - Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is a 5. The task at hand is not an easy one, and besides all that, you aren't getting paid nearly enough. But, it's steadily, so don't complain. Besides, you're making points. - Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 10. There's somebody in your life you can confide anything. This person won't hold your secrets against you, and can help you solve a puzzle. Talk it over. - Leo July 23-Aug. 22) Today is a 5. You'll be moving more slowly than usual, it's appropriate. You have things to think about, and important decisions to make. Take your time and do it right. - Virgo (Aug. 23-Sep. 22) Today is an 8. You're always smart, but now you're even smarter. You can really focus in on whatever it is that you want to learn. Don't waste this moment on trivia (unless you can win pie, of course). - Libra (Sept, 23-Oct. 23) Today is a 5. Creative work pays well now, which is one of your favorite conditions. Use your brains and technology to set up an assembly line. The more you make, the more you earn. - Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 10. A truly blissful moment is within reach. All you have to do is accept a loving person's invitation. Don't hesitate. - Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is a 5. Emotions are pretty intense, he don't even get into it with a noonmate. He or she doesn't want to, and possibly can't, listen to reason now. - ♦ Aquarius (Jan. 20-feb. 18) Today is a 5. Money's not one of your big motivators, but it's always nice to have. You'd rather do good just for the fun of it, but don't turn down the check. - Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is an 8. You are impatient to learn the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Unfortunately, in this case, that depends on where the witnesses were standing. Take care. - Pieces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 10. Conditions are good for bringing up new ideas. You'll find a willing audience. Some may offer suggestions or criticism, but don't worry, they're interested. Crossword 1 Closed 2 Young whale 3 Stingers 4 Fail to win 5 One woodwind 6 Fred's dancing sister 7 In the highest place 8 Y, sometimes 9 Wrongdoing 10 Everlasting 11 Caesar's unlucky day 12 Mine's yield 13 Poorly groomed 14 Overcast 15 La Scala's city 16 Rescued 17 Fish eggs 18 Slaughter of Cooperstown 19 Sufficiently polite 20 Indulge to excess 21 Gone by 22 Seeped 23 Web locations 24 Change candidate? 25 Withdraw formally 26 For shame! 27 Mournful wail 28 Fabric with a slight sheen 29 Allspice 30 Tuckered out 31 Actor Maurice 32 Respond to a stimulus 33 Fabled also-ran 34 Green Gables girl 35 __ Park, CO 36 List-ending abbr. 37 W. mil. alliance DOWN 1 Urban blight 2 Navajo's neighbor 3 Letter-carriers' grp. 4 __ off (angry) 5 Laughing matter 6 Dwelling place 7 __ Alamos, NM 8 Festive gala 03/01/05 2005 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 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Further, the Kansan will not knowingly accept advertising 100 Classifieds Policy Announcements 120 Announcements $600 Group Fundralser Scheduling Bonus 4 hours of your group's time PLUS our free (yes, free) fundraising solutions EQUALS $1,000 to EARNINGS for your group. Call TODAY for a $60 bonus when you schedule your non-sales fundraiser with CampusFundraiser. Contact CampusFundraiser, (888) 923-3238, or visit www.campusfundraiser.com that is in violation of University of Kansas regulation or law. All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to Federal Fair Law. GGB IT is illegal to advertise "any preference, limitation or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial 125 Travel 1 Spring Break Vacations! Cancun, Jamaica, Acapulco, Bahamas, & Florida Beach Resort, West Prices Spent Speec 1: 800-224-7007 www.endlesssummer.com 130 Entertainment Wakarusa Music/Camping Festival in Lawrence, KS. Tickets on sale Friday. Feb. 11, at www.wakarusa.com 205 Employment 200 Help Wanted Alvamar Snack Bar Friendly, enthusiastic people needed for Alvarat Country Club snack bar. All shifts available. Must be 21. Apply in person at 1809 Crossgate DR, EOE. $300/day, potential. No experience, nec Training Provided: 800-955-6200 ext.10 BAR TENDING! Help Wanted 205 Amatude Female Models 18-23 wanted for fashion and glamour photography-No audity required. Cash paid + incentives. 785-856-0780 Freelance Model Scouts wanted. Send us models and get paid. BEST SUMMER EVER! CAMP BEST SUMMER EVERI CAMP STARLIGHT, a co-ed residential camp lcated 2/12 hours from NYC seeks general counselors and specialists to expereince the summer of all year in our staff from all over the country and enjoy the work and fun FWI WE WILL BE ON YOUR CAMPUS March 30. For more information: WWW.CAMPSTAR.LIGHT.COM 877-875-3971 or info@camptarlight.com CAMP COUNSELORS wanted or private Michigan campers/years summer overnight camp each swimming, canoeing, skiing, sports, computers, tennis, skiing, riding, crafts, climbing, wind surfing and more! Office, maintenance jobs too. Salary $17.50 on up plus room/board. Find out more about our camps and apply online at www.greenwoodscams.com, or call 888-459-2492 Camp Counselors - Gain valuable experience while having the summer of a lifetime! Counselors needed for all activities apply online at www.pinefrootscamp.com CAMP TAKAJO for boys, Naples, Maine. TRIPI LAPKE CAMP for Girls, Poland, Maine. Picureshure lakefront location, exceptional facilities. Mid-June thru mid-August. Over 100 counselor positions in tennis, swimming, land sports, water sports, outdoor theatre skills, fine arts, music, nature study, nanny, secretarial. Call Takajo at 800-250-8525. Call Tripi Lake at 800-997-4347. Or apply online at www.takajo.com or www.tripilapkecamp.com. Childcare needed Thur and Fri 2:30-6:30 pm. Reliable vehicle and good driving record a must. 5 & 6 year old, $7/h. Call Bridg at 766-7438 Our readers are hereby informed that all jobs and positions listed in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. still reading? The Lawrence Journal-World has an opening for a part time D2D rep. The hours include afternoons, evenings and/or weekends. The ideal candidate will be organized, outgoing, teachable and self-motivated. Benefits include discounted cable and internet. Unlimited commission potential DOOR TO DOOR SALES? Are you will reading? Please submit resume to: Lawrence Journal- World-Watch at: circulation Sales Manager 609 New Hamphire St. Lawrence, KS 66044. Or e-mail resume to mcex@lwjworld.com Call 832-7220 for more info. General office work plus showing apartments. 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Email Kelly@wakarusa.com. for interview. Immediate opening for swim instructor. Inroom heated pool in Lenexa, KS. Looking for experience teaching basic and competitive strokes, turns and starts. Excellent hourly rates. Call Tern at 913-469-8554 MEADOWBROOK APARTMENTS P/T LEARNING. Weekends+ some after-noonths through August. Apply in person (bob.Billings) & Crestline Drive. Mystery Shoppers Needed to work at local Establishments No Experience Required/Training Provided Multiple positions FT/PT Up to $19/Hour Call 1-800-724-2078 NV, KC, newest night club hiring all positions. Apply on www.nv-kc.com NV-Hiring go-go boys and male dancers. Apply at www.kn-ko.com Randall's formal wear looking for students to fill 1 full-time & 1 part-time position. Please apply in person 815 Mass. 843-7628 SUMMER JOBS! Female and male counselors needed for top summer camp in Maine. Competitive Salary room/board/ laundry/clothing/travel provided. Must work working w/ young people. Visit www.campvega.com for a complete list of available jobs. Field hockey, lacrosse, basketball, arts, water-skiing, swim, swimming, dance gymnastics, crew, equestrian, ice hockey, video/photo/dewlake, challenge course/climbing, tennis, theatre and piano to name a twa! Also opportunities for nurses and secretaries! PLEASE ONLY USE WEBITE Call for more information: 800-838-VEGA or email eback@campvega.com Will be at University of Kansas Campus today, March 1, 2005 Kansas Union International Room. No apt. necessary. Information and interviews from 10am-3pm. Come see why Vega has set the bar since 1936! Trustworthy fem. needed to assist wheelchair user. Dyme avail, preferred; must like dogs. $9/hr. Call 832-0527 Volunteers wanted for Wakarusa Music- Camping Festival in Lawrence KS, June 17-19. Apply online at www.wakarusa.com 300 Merchandise 340 Auto Sales Cars from $500! 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