How We met
[Oh, you guys say some of the darndest things. ]
Renee Robinson & Denise Vann Photo by Samara Nazir High school friends to college buds
Renee Robinson and Denise Vann, both Lawrence freshmen, have been friends since high school. During those years, they had their lockers next to each other each. Since then, they've been inseparable. They even worked together at the TJ Maxx in Lawrence when it first opened. When Vann transferred to the University of Kansas from Kansas State University, both started to hang out again, but not as much as they did in high school. Now, Robinson and Vann see each other when they go out because they do not have any classes together.
Wescoewit
—Samara Nazir
Not to make you all scared,but we're eavesdropping on your conversations. Yes,we hear everything.And then we print it. But don't worry if you say something stupid,we won't identify you —unless you owe us money or beer.
Guy 1: I tried calling Kate
"Sweetcheeks" today.
Guy 2: How'd she take that?
Guy 1: She wasn't as mad as I thought... it was a victory for both of us.
Guy 2: Next time,try calling her something like "Schnookie face"...
Guy 1: No. That's too cute "Sweetcheeks" is at least sort of offensive.
Guy (talking to another guy): Yeah, the Honker's Ale...don't get that. It's like daisies.It's like ..drinkin' a mouthful of dandelion, just...watery, like a bunch of daisies. Just terrible.
Girl 1: Why are all your M&Ms
green?
Girl 2: I don't know. Do you want one? I've already had, like, 25.
Girl 3,behind them: What's that I smell? M&Ms?
Girl 2: Yep. Do you want one?
Guy: Wait - you can smell M&Ms?
During a fire drill at Wescoe
Guy 1: I say we form an angry mob!
Guy 2: I'm not angry, though. I'm happy! This weather is beautiful.
Guy 1: Oh. Well, we should at least pretend to be angry, then. We could pretend.